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Cornfed

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About Cornfed

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  • Birthday 01/01/1964

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  • Place of Residence
    Dallas City

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    Male
  • Location
    Down the street from the McDs in the Chevron.
  • Interests
    Everything off road.
  1. I think shells in WW2 were loaded into belts that were 9 yards long for machine guns. When the gunner got pissed off and was aiming at the enemy, his helper (I'm not a military guy...lol) would say "Give um the whole 9 yards!" As to say "shoot the hell out of them!"
  2. Tom Green created it in 1994. It's making a comeback? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csS_oySjfjU
  3. Had a good one last night... I was on my scooter. (literally a 250cc scooter. Not slang for "Motorcycle.") A guy almost wipes me off the road changing lanes in front of me. I'm not a road rager, so I just came to a stop behind him and put my hands up like "Ack! Could ya look next time." or something. He puts his car in reverse. :-0 I pulled around next to him and stared at him through the window. Like "What now" mr. assault with a deadly weapon. My arm was bigger than his head...so he just looked forward until the light went green. Wimp. Idiot, almost scooter
  4. I'm keeping it in the house tonight. I pray for the 15 or so that will die tonight out on the roads locally. :-(
  5. We have a cleaning company and use Oreck exclusively. They last for years (I'm talking through every day all day use. Probably 20 years for normal use...) and are easily maintained with parts available through their local, Douglasville store. Awesome. 2 thumbs up from a cleaning company who knows.
  6. OK. Now what. :-/ I'm in my back yard, playing with the cats. I look over toward said neighbor's house as I see his 1.5 and 2 year old in the back yard which is fenced. The kids are playing and talking baby talk and what not. Then, I look around and see no parents. These are tiny kids. They figure a way through the fenced yard and start tumbling, walking, falling down into the ravine that separates our properties. They are in good spirits and giggling and I am now talking to them, encouraging them to go up the hill to their back yard...but, they just keep coming tow
  7. Not in Dallas. I've had good Chinese food in New York, Los Angeles and Shanghai. That's about it.
  8. I stopped by the ATT store in Hiram this afternoon. They said "The system is experiencing problems. You know, like when your computer goes down sometimes at home." I was all like. Thanks.
  9. Yeah. It's not your DSL. I have cable and couldn't get on a bunch of times last night.
  10. Protein shake. Just got back from the gym. :-)
  11. It takes skills. Sorry you don't have them. You people are killin me. Hilarious! Here's how you do it and be safe about it. You punch play on your phone at about 6 miles per hour as you cross the intersection. You glance over at your child to get him in the frame at, maybe 13 miles per hour. Ooooo. Scary! You look back at the road and hold the camera phone in approximately the same place with your arm. Scream his name! Boom. You're in business. Try watching the vid again pal. I had chopped the top of his head off for most of the video because I was looki
  12. It won't stop me. I'm thick skinned. :-) (may as well change my screen name to "Sharon.") Besides, I've raised 7 kids. 3 in college, 1 Marine, 1 Air force and a 14 year old girl who is getting straight A's at Paulding High (not that it's hard or anything LOL) and My little boy in the video who is also an A student. I have nothing to hide and plenty of tips on raising kids. I do, however, agree that he should not have said that to me and I told him that. His answer was "What do you expect when you scare the crap out of me when I'm sleeping!" He sort of had a point... edited for sp
  13. 7 egg whites and some brown rice. I try to be a good example. :-)
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