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Go ahead and say it so they will leave. I need to go to lunch.

What percent of those people have issues other than the flu? I'm betting at least 135,000 of them. Half truths and out and out lies are the governments way to get followers to drink the kool aid.

It's a disgrace. Maybe there is still a good CIA agent around that will kill the SOB. Just don't shoot him in the ass, you might hit Obama in the head.

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Use common sense. The government dosing me is not going to happen. I don't trust these egg heads to build a road, they damn sure aren't going to start administering my health care. Eat well balanced meals. Take multi-vitamins now to build up your immune system so that even if you contract the virus your body will be able to fight it off. One of the best things I have found lately is a Jack LaLanne juicer. I juice a pound of broccoli, a pint of blueberries, 2 cups of carrots and 2 granny smith apples and three or four tomatoes every day. Makes two or three glasses of juice and get

Yellow Creek. I do some business with this guys brother.

We drove to Bar Harbor, Maine. Stayed about five days in BH, stayed a few days in New York City and a few days in Washington. We were planning to come all the way down the east coast to the outer banks and Charleston but a hurricane has made a mess of the Carolina coast so we spent week three around the house.

I caught some of this Saturday night. I have seen PF at the old Atlanta Municipal Auditorium (Meddle Tour), Atlanta Fulton County Stadium (the Dark Side of the Moon Tour) and at Grant Field.

Now that's funny as hell right there.

Why Pubby, are you insinuating that Al Gore has a plan to SAVE taxpayers money? That is funny as hell and quite a reach even for a yellow dog democrat like yourself. What are we going to start screaming when the earth goes into a "global cooling" phase? You know it's coming. We will never see it but over the next million years (if Obama doesn't allow the North Koreans to destroy it sooner) it will happen again. I think that the idea that we are creating global warming is a crock of sheeze. If anything maybe all the nuclear blast over the last 55 years, but not burning petroleum (

That's what attorneys specialize in. It will keep you from shaving years off your life fretting over it.

Yeah. I can't see that plumbing matters in this case.

So if the oceans are warmest in 130 years does this mean we have a chance of seeing hurricane season extended through maybe December or January? Now that would be a wake up call.

I have to ask. Do they have Mikey kinda leaned up in the corner or where does he be staying?

Maybe the theory would be a little more palatable if the main spokesperson wasn't some fat assed greasy bastard that flew to all of his bitch-meets in a corporate jet that spews more pollutants into the air in a day than all my vehicles combined will contribute in five years.

Typical Just KIDDING he yelled as he dove under the table.

Have a drink Pip. You've been watching that fat and sweaty Al Gore video again haven't you?

What the hell is the deal with not burying black singers before they start to decompose? James Brown and Michelle Jackson. I guess the families just have a hard time throwing their golden gooses in a hole.

If there is any value to his estate (whether monetary or sentimental) GET YOURSELF AN ATTORNEY! I hate 'em but when you need one they are worth their weight in gold (and they charge twice that).

Oh God! That's what I told my wife last night. Do a Sheila test. We must know each other but at this point I wouldn't want to find out. ETA: Wouldn't want to find out if we know each other, not if she is a he or maybe a heshe. Now that I think about it, I don't want to know that either.

Are you kidding me? There are people that do that on here??

I was just up at Young Harris College this week and the guys working on the new building were telling me how good the cafeteria was. Didn't mention steak but they did say the food was good and cheap too.

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And all we had was streaking.

If he was being scouted by a college he needs to make sure he keeps them in the loop. They will likely still be interested in him and will probably like to be involved with the re-hab.