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Mine ferted. Guard dad would be jealous.

I don't believe I've seen that, but will look. I'm thinking it probably stopped short of saying that the service will be all jacked up if you don't drive to their office and pick up new boxes.

Real nice of them to give everyone the heads up.

From Jail

We've had the same problems. I guess I'll call on my day off if it continues. It would behoove them to get on the stick or they'll have customers jumping ship on them.

BRING BACK THE NANNER SEAT, BRING BACK THE NANNER SEAT!

Anyone that wants to ride a conveyance with a suppository seat doesn't have much sense to begin with. You'll never see me on one unless and until they bring the banana seat back. And then, only if I have no other mode of transportation, will you see me ride anywhere but on the far right side of the road. I also have enough sense NOT to become a grill bug for some drunk just to make a point.

I'll help. It don't

I really wish I could give a flip... ...trying.... ...not working...sorry.

We're having some weather here. Come to think of it, we always have weather of some type. I've heard that there's weather everywhere, all the time.

Oh, Okay...I was confused for a moment. When I read his comments, I thought they were old ones that any number of senators or congressmen made about George Bush. My bad...

I think Guard dad has a copyright on that particular phrase.

Well that was fun...just had a one way shouting match with a dude that called me everything, in addition to "white boy". Had to put him somewhere where no one could hear him for a few hours. Bless his heart. Now, back to your regularly scheduled thread of meaningless comments, already in progress.

That's the Left Coast for you.

Not to worry, that was just the sound of my house value hitting rock bottom.

Here's an idea that I'd go with.

My bet is that the "fishy" part will be the method they calculate our tax so that we will not be paying a lesser amount. BOHICA!

Would that be, "Do you have a headache"? I've got the cure for that one. You put a couple of asprin in you pocket. When you go home, you ask DW to hold out her hand. When she does, you drop the asprin in her hand. She says, "Why are you giving me these? I don't have a headache". Your response is, "That's all I needed to know".

That was only because he couldn't drink it during the scene.

I got a on the phone yesterday when this dude called and said "Who's speaking"? I said, I don't know, I can't see you.

It's my Dad's birthday. He's been gone since 1987, but I always think of him and his birthday being the longest day. It's a cool way to remember. I love summer and I'm always sad to see the days getting shorter. Cold weather is da' debil'.

Hey CT. I hear you can jump over a wall with the best of them. Good Job!

Brownstone woke from his office chair with a start and a deep breath that was just short of a gasp. "How long have I been out"? he thought....seemed like months. "Some martini that Tammy makes" he said only to himself. He enjoyed sarcasm, even in private. The phone rang again.... Brownstone guessed the first ring woke him, but still didn't recall hearing it. More frustrated at himself than the phone, he snatched up the receiver... "Speak", Brownstone said curtly. "You now have two problems, cuz", Angelo said from the opposite end of the line. "And you have two eyes", Brow

The Braves need to DROP Kenshin Kawakami like a bad habit at the next bus stop before he turns into a Kamikaze and crashes and burns the team. Lucky for him, the bats pulled his rump out of the fire again today with their win over the Royals. We need to give Bobby Cox and Atlanta another World Championship, but this pip-squeak may get in the way if we don't ship him back to Mt. Fuji QUICK! GO BRAVES!

Sounds like a lot of trouble just to have a clothes aquarium.