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Okay Dudes and Dudettes, I'm off on Thursday's now and don't have to fly back to work. Anyone from the "Highway" want to do coffee next week?

Busted.

I still don't know why I opened this thread...

The PM has been shot out....kinda like I'm shot from being surrounded by the 2,500 hoodlums at work. But I'm getting the hang of it.

BLASPHEMY I SAY! Cool truck. I just dusted off my F150 this week and started driving it to work again. I enjoy driving a truck and the Ford is as comfortable as just about any car. But as for cars...well, you know what I think.

....and I thought I had problems.

Are you down there right now, SLUG! Well, if so, I'm happy for you....SLUG! Just so you know. I can't get on the "Highway" from here. I'll have to explain when I get there Thursday. HAVE FUN.................SLUG!

He actually doesn't do anything anymore.

In that case, it doesn't need to be PTSD, it should be JGAATM which stands for: Just Go Ahead And Tase Me

I always try to read the credits out loud to see if I can read them as fast as they go up the screen. It's fun to watch the people leaving turn and go...

Naw, if you gonna do it, do it right. Tools and Items Needed: Knife Mixing Bowl Mixer Cordless Drill Half inch drill bit (for metal) Nanner Peanut Butter Honey (Optional) 3 inch length of twine Bread Turkey baster Screwdriver 1. In a small bowl, crumble bread into very small pieces. (Removing crust is optional) 2. Place desired amounts of peanut butter and honey in the bowl, on top of bread crumbs and mix on low for 1 minute. 3. Select a nanner and peal carefully, leaving the peel intact. (This step will be important later) 4. Obtain cordless drill and half inch drill bi

These school folks lose their minds over that kinda stuff. If he takes it and they send him to the principles office, just tell him to ask: "Which principle? The real or the plastic one"? I know...it's getting late. I should probably shut up and lay my head on the desk.

I'm not praying....I'm just talking with my eyes closed....so sue me!

Ah, come on now. I don't wear ball caps....they make you lose your hair.

Well, Good Morning LR. Wait...it's 6:30 PM. But it's morning for me... The guy must be on p.com 'cause he cut his grass today! I wish I had been awake to see his Harley 32 inch cut mower. DARN!

This morning as I went to grab a cup of coffee, I gazed out the window to see my wonderful neighbor blow drying his Harley as he typically does on the weekends after a loving wash. I thought to myself as I watched him through his 2 feet of standing grass that is about to go to seed in just a few short days, "Too bad they haven't built a Harley lawn mower....the guy might actually cut his grass". Well, just a little searching and I hit GOLD! I just can't wait to tell him.

Well, this is a first for me. To be more specific, it's the first time I've been in tha cafe alone. Well, I guess since it's 3:15 AM, I shouldn't be all that surprised...I figured I'd take a short break during my third day on night shift and say HEY Y'ALL! I've been so busy with work...and SLEEP getting back used to this night stuff that I haven't had the opportunity to check on my peon.com peeps! sorry. Not that I've been PM'd out the ying-yang or anything.. Okay, you daytimers can return to your regularly scheduled programing. I should be fast asleep by about 7:30, so w

I got all 57 states!

MY LAWD!

Lowes

Just look what it did to your ears, Dude!

Doctor Hu say...Is No True

LOWRIDER....Mind your own business.

"Honey, Reckon why my spit cup keeps runnin' out all over the console"?

Most likely, an inmate worker mopped the floor with a sour mop. That'll do it. Just like hospitals, gyms and doctor's offices, jails have their own unique aroma. That comes in handy to develop the "I never want to come back here again" attitude.