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HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a ' BREASTED AMERICAN. ' 2. She is not 'EASY' - She is 'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.' 3. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is a 'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.' 4. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a 'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.' 5. She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes ' VERBALLY REPETITIVE.' 6. She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She is a ' LOW COST PROVIDER.' HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. He does not have a 'BEER GUT' -

Didn't know there was a lawn mower repair on Ridge road....

Why do you think a medical doctor works at a Practice? They should be working at a Perfection or an Accuracy clinic! rights????

That should be that's, as in that is.

Yep, that's 'All you can eat' for 5.95. I had to sign up for a news service to get unlimited downloads.

They're probably just low on Halogen fluid.

Since the last time Halloween fell on Sunday was 2004 I doubt anyone remembers celebrating on Saturday.

Maybe Pubby sold them our email addresses?

Yep I always look since I found a 20 dollar bill in the parking lot. I've found Fives and Tens since then so I always look now.

My brother is a preacher and last year he must have said what this month was several times until his wife stood up and said... "Preacher, this month is Breast CANCER Awareness Month, not Breast Awareness Month."

Depends on if it rained on the 4th. Then the fireworks and celebration gets rescheduled.

The word 'Vegetarian' actually has it's origin from an ancient American Indian word meaning.... 'Lousy Hunter'

Just think how painful it will be when she wants the tatoo removed.

Thank goodness I do see any changes to mine. Nothing different than it's been in several weeks.

I haven't seen any change on mine so I'm glad.

If you want candy, come on Saturday. If you want to get dog bit, come on Sunday.

I checked the trunk of my car and where I would expect to find the spare tire is a bottle and 12 V tire inflater. I guess they plan on you squirting the stuff into the tire and re-inflating it.

I plan on voting NO on the SPLOST.

According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick, they would press their lips on the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night the maintenance man would remove them, and the next day the girls would put them back. Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She e

We had the Bruschetta and the Pasta Combo (Fettucini, Manicotti, and Lasagna). IT WAS GREAT!

It means it's okay to go back to work in the tunnels.

I doubt it. This is not the guy who originally invented and developed the Segway. This guy just purchased the company recently. Apparently he didn't know how to ride the thing that well. At least he wasn't driving a Segway bus...

It means they can get back to work on the tunnels.

Clark Howard has info on his web site where you can pay someone about $2000 to take it off your hands.

They can't get replacement bulbs because FRED's closed!