Georgia Dawg

I'm going down tomorrow for a long weekend.

Speaking from the male perspective, I could only wish that a female teacher had asked me to stay after school for some special instruction. And if it had happened I don't know that I would have told anyone - not because of being ashamed of it but because someone might get in trouble and it might end. Remember, boys are just walking hormones. Boys are much different than girls at that age. Girls are driven by their emotions, boys are driven by their hormones. If a bunch of girls decided to have sex with one boy you wouldn't hear him complaining. That's just the way it is. It's the boy on boy or

Okay, okay. I've got it too. I started having swelling of my thighs, calves and feet, shortness of breath, chest pains, etc. The doctor called in Lasix for me but it didn't do much good. So I went to my cardiologist. He said he wanted to do a Heart Cath to see if it was Constrictive Pericarditis. After they did the Heart Cath he said the pressures inside my heart appeared to almost rule that out. They then did an Echo-cardiogram. After wards, they said that, in conclusion, it appeared that I was suffering for a hardening of the heart or Cardiomyopathy. I guess that was better than Right He

Well, now that you opened that can of worms (my Life is in mathematics)... Since I joined and my number of posts prior to this one would equal 2.308296 per day Since you joined and your number of posts would equal 3.03168317 So you have more posts than me! Pot, meet Mr. Kettle.

Yeah, even the beaches in Pensacola are clear. NOAA is saying that the oil slick might not ever hit the beaches in the Panhandle. Right now the slick is 'sliding' west around the Mississippi delta of Louisiana.

The next thing you know they'll be making them for men with the padding in the front.

I don't play/live Farmville. I have a Life.

Stupid me. I had started humming "Swing low sweet chariot."

You smelled Burnt beans? Are you sure that wasn't Guard Dad?

Tell me again, how many miles does this truck get on a single charge? Because surely no one is going to pay this kind of money for a vehicle that burns GASOLINE and puts more profits in those evil, profit-gouging oil producing companies.

I heard the boy is in the hospital. He's suffering from an acute case of "high fiving".

I found this post title really funny when it was right next to the "I think my butt's getting big" post.

I found this post title really funny when it was right next to the "I burned the beans" post.

Nah, just tell them the next time you find a stained or dirty towel in the bathroom that you're going to cut off one of their hands. But the good news is that you'll let them choose which hand you're gonna cut off.

Well she figures that she has an expensive Mercedes and deserves to have two spots.

The 4 laning of Bill Carruth might help, but the current plan is just to 4 lane it down to the bottom of the hill which will serve no purpose other than to move the bottleneck a little further down the road, on a hill, which will increase the speeders who will be zooming around on the right to get in front of you for doing the speed limit of 45. That money should either be spent somewhere else or 4 lane up at least to Hiram Sudie.

I use Avast on all of my computers and have never had a problem.

It is irritating when the prices are different from one store to the next. Milk that is $1.98 in Hiram will be $2.98 in Panama City Beach. There's no reason to be gouging people like that. A 50% increase is unreasonable.

Which one were you at? I just went to the Hiram WM this evening and Milk was still $1.98 like it's been for months.

Of course, CBS 46 is always asking the tough questions. I hate that phrase as much as I hate: You'll hear it here first! First, Fast, Dependable! We have the exclusive report on...

Million to Billion would be 3 extra zeros.

Citrus oil is actually D'Limonene. It is a natural degreaser and it will defat skin. That being said, we had someone call into our customer service department complaining that their skin was burning. They were overweight and saw the label said that it would defat skin (meaning it would remove the natural oils in the skin leaving it very dry) and she was planning on losing some weight. Another individual knew that the citrus oil was good for fleas on dogs. So he took a bath with his dog (apparently the only way he could keep the dog in the tub) and used citrus oil on the dog. Of course, much of

Fine grit sandpaper. The same kind you would use for removing zits.

I believe you're speaking of Berkleigh Trails. That subdivision started out "From the $340's" and it now says "From the $280's". There are 15 homes in that subdivision. I saw the web site that 12 are for sale so the others were sold to someone who didn't do their research before buying there. "Don't miss your chance to live in one of Northwest Atlanta's most sought after locations, Berkleigh Trails in Hiram". Yeah, right. One of the homes has been dropped from $335,500 to $199,000. A 40% drop. Another dropped from $388,900 to $249,900. A 36% drop. Nice big home. Stay indoors during th

I think Country Crossing is closed too. http://www.countrycrossingalabama.com/