NumberCruncher

out of control? damn. i ain't seen no nakedness, arrests, fornication, moonshine, or dog beating. what is this 'out of control' you speak of????

tmi...

i am certainly not brave enough, as a healthy person, to walk into a hospital, just to have lunch. i know that germs live everywhere, put purposefully going to a place that sick people congregate, to eat, is not on my list of healthy things to do.

i get left out of EVERYTHING

I can certainly sympathize. We have baby gates in the bedroom doorways to keep the kids/dogs from crawling into the wrong beds in the middle of the night. I routinely get a foot caught trying to go over and wind up rolling around in the floor.

smelled like open ass though.

when people use expressions like 'nowadays' and 'anymore' and 'used to be'.... it begs a serious question. when exactly was this golden age when people cared more than they do now, or when the world was so much more polite?

i'm almost positive that the folks of the wild west were quite a bit more mannerly than folks are today.....

define 'mean'. if i have money and don't want to give you any, i'm sure i'll be labeled 'mean' in your eyes. (the collective you. not you personally)

i loved his Andy Hardy movies.

is that the advertisers fault? or the girl's for not telling her dad?

as long as i'm allowed to ask the difference between pink and purple...

And now I'm gonna hafts google 'hairless raccoon'.

you gotta see this. seriously. http://www.tmz.com/videos/0_2isx2ikz/

never understood that particular slang for fellatio. dammit. have i been doing it wrong all of this time? am i really supposed to hum? what exactly am i supposed to hum? my wife just screamed 'Disney Songs' at me, but she's rather special..... ladies, what's your favorite song to hum, while..... performing? or are you like me and just too busy trying to magically breathe through your freaking eyeballs/ear canals? gentlemen, please let us know your preferred 'theme song', if you will.

good to know. i might also hit the neighbors, on accident.

i really shouldn't have given away my goat. :sigh:

put me on the list for a liver. recipient, not donor. wait. what?

yeah. let me try explaining to my wife and insurance company that i left my wedding ring and diamond earrings in the car.....because, um....uh there's just no good reason for that. not that anyone deserves to have anything stolen from them. but, it's my opinion that folks who leave their wedding ring in the car are up to no damn good anyway, and deserve at least a little bit of bad shiit to happen to them.

i worked for Paulding County. so did my dad, sister, and step mom. i know nothing about Smyrna's politics. such a relief to not know or be related to anyone of any importance ('cept the police, of course) in Cobb.

and this is why i moved to Smyrna.....

this is an absolute misconception. if you accept employment somewhere that offers benefits whose premiums do not exceed a certain percentage of your income, Obamacare will certainly 'leave you'. how do i know this? i was unemployed at the beginning of the year. i signed up for Obamacare (shocker). 3 days later i accepted a position with a company that offered benefits. when i called the Marketplace Hotline, i was informed that i wouldn't just be losing my tax credit that helped pay my first and only month's premium, i was no longer eligible for coverage.

where can i get one of those electrified tennis rackets? i take the war on drugs very seriously. you might should be more careful with where you deposit that nectar of yours.....

hummingbirds are the debil. their little sharp needle beaks can poke your eye right out. and, i hear they're from South America. prolly have drugs on their feets. pfft.

I have that effect on people.