NumberCruncher

i dance for myself. i can't help it if folks wanna throw dollars at me though.

not wrecking my vagina.

let.them.eat.cake.

::hork:: enuff!!!!

If you lie down with dogs.....

Yes, please? And two beers. That's where the other folk went wrong.

i love their patio. i love their patio even more when i am drinking beers with jlh.

hold my hand and dance with me?

this seems kind of relevant today....considering the fact that most of us are praying for rain.... songs about rain

Lemme know if ya need me!

I can't help with an officiant. but.... I might can loan you my wedding singer.

Wait. I thought I was on to something there, but realized it was the stupidest idea ever. Crap. I will never be a millionaire.

Why is there not some sort of incarnation insurance?

wha???

how the crap can something almost two years old be one of the first things you see when you log in to pcom? I call bullshiit.

Adult.entertainment.

not it!

His ass better be parked in my recliner tomorrow night! That's all.

I didn't vote. I'm not an Oracle.

Guilty of what, exactly?

yes, thanks for sharing.

Wow. I haven't been there for years. Thanks for sharing the beautiful picture!

the elevator now smells like pizza. i'm off the hook.

i usually feel the same way, unless I'm blindfolded. also, good call on the edit.

i caved and got someone to sniff me. whether or not he told the truth won't come out the next time we go for drink... his opinion is that the guy was showing off, and that it's probably the only perfume he can recognize, because his wife also wears it. however, i am wearing a cute outfit and i brushed my hair today. i think my ego likes your answer the best!!!