smitty

Is my irony-o-meter broken, or should its reading really be off the scale like it's showing? Should I buy a sarcasm-o-meter too?

G'yah!

Clouds...my *ss! Run everyone! Quetzalcoatl returns!

It's been a while since I've written so much to be erased. The video ain't sensational to me. (Don't put the word "enough" in that sentence.) Know that the Internet is a wild place ran by young people. Damn I hate writing this: They know there's no Santa. Just like y'all do, but Jesus is the same way--Right or Wrong. Go with it and be comfortable, or fight it; it's the truth. A generation who's been <><>...for lack of a better term...</shrugs> </exasperated> raised on the truth is out there driving already. Television entertainment is reflecting thei

All you have to do is just close your eyes and think, I want to be able to protect my family, but I'm not a real man, so, I need a gun. But know that as soon as you get it, you'll just get shot, either shooting yourself with your gun, or, by virtue of having one, compell someone else to shoot you. Right Lefties?

tisk-tisk. You're a better troll than this.

Sounds like he went to see Alice. The commercials say "...[C]heck with your doctor to be sure your heart is healthy enough for sexual activity."

The plug-in's own the front porch. Hep yeeseff. I'm kidding. I don't reckon we ever turn ours off.

Dude, All these years of trying so hard to reduce what the Leftist "thinks" into its lowest common denominator..... You should get with PUBBY sometime <giggle> and help him condense his diatribe.

<ovation> Powerfully inspirational.

My wife better not be spending no money own me.

G'yah!

I'm financially on track to be able to, but I don't know that I'll want to when I'm able. Seriously, I'll need an activity director and a lock on the frig to keep me from getting fat in the firt 6 months of retirement. Sometimes I wonder why I'm saving money for retirement, thinking we should be spending it instead.

If I didn't work, I would just sit around the house and eat all day. Thinking about retirement skeerz me.

<Silence except for one guy in the back of the room, clapping rudely--me> If I were Christian, I would think of myself as unworthy to have any divinity ran through me. One the other hand, I can also see another thinking as humbly as I would and still appreciating the victory God either ordered, allowed, or was indifferent to--and be all up in everones face about it, I mean...I guess. I have no idea what being famous would do to me.

Guys need pills and condoms. Girls have all of the other persuasion tools.

Cops everwhir!, but dang it 'iss thread's got potent chill.

"Deddy?...Whuts 'at man doo'n fat gun oh-vair?" <BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO> <SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA>! <BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO> <SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA>! Hell, eed'ah been ahite fee hat'n'ah used buckshot!

Wait. This thread ain't about hangovers?

Yes. I drove Macland all the way to Austell just this mornin'. Macland joins Windy Hill where Windy Hill used to end at Austell Road. Either Windy Hill now starts at Powder Springs Street or Windy Hill starts somewhere in between Powder Springs and Austell (Hey, it happens.) I do know the new part of Macland Road is called Windy Hill at Austell Rd--I remember reading the street sign.

Fer shur!

Why was she there? The lefties here so far are unanamous: NASCAR is for rednecks (aka, whitey). Then perhaps the First Lady was there to gloat?--to get all up in whitey's face? P.S. It's just coincedene that NASCAR is the acronym for North American Society of Caucasians And Rednecks. P.P.S F-1 is for people who like to watch race cars. NASCAR is for people who like to watch cars race.

Siri text: "Fewer country black bee yule grap a direct problem wit Siri." What I wanted Siri to hear me say: "If you're country like me, you'll have a dialect problem with Siri." No sh*t: there should be a TV game show that makes contestants have to read text and figure out what people with various dialects are trying to say when that text is interpreted through Siri. My accent is as country/hick/redneck--whatever-- as you will ever hear. I'm keeping the texts that Siri botches really well; they're squallers. Someone should start a thread. It's hilarious.

Doing it that way must reduce detectability (by parents or whoever). I can't imagine it being done that way for the hell of it. <heads off to bathroom cabinet>

Yaw muss routinely use the "word", "idd'n." This idd'n the one you're looking for. Why idd'n it? ect.