Shallow Hal

The guards were just mad because this was cutting into their business.

Live and learn.....

That's the 10% rule. You have to be 10% smarter than the item you're using/working on. Otherwise you may run in to trouble.

You should do the same and report back.....after your beat down.

That guy is a POS trouble maker. Someone like him deserves a good beat down!

Or you could work and be a decent citizen and never get "hassled" by the police. It's worked for me my whole life.

I still believe that most that are beaten by the police deserved it. I'm sure from time to time they are mistaken, but if the person is polite and listens a beating can be avoided.

Park and ride for the new airport?

They probably were no longer working and locals have converted them to vehicles pulled by donkeys.

If your friend is a she, and good looking, send her my way.

No windows.....hopefully a strip club. Will help with some of these unemployed women needing jobs.

Possibly, if it is allergy related. Viral clears up on its own, bacterial needs antibiotic drops.

We all pay the tab , through increased costs, due to abusers. Obviously you don't understand that concept.

If I had all of those "problems" I'd move to colorado and smoke the issues away. ER isn't long term care. Many seem to confuse the role of an ER, and then complain when everything isn't to their liking. It isn't a hotel.

That was just Pubby's fantasy.

I'd get a hooker. Can just talk to her but at least she'd be naked. Probably cheaper too. And if you end up needing some sort of 'medicine', she can probably provide a referral.

For pink eye? Most would agree due to the cost it would be better to wait until the AM and visit one's primary care provider. If one is not paying for the service one does not likely care. And if he/she was out in 10 minutes for stomach pain, well, it couldn't have been that bad. Frequent Flier. Makes everything for expensive and more time consuming for everyone.

The Lord works in mysterious ways.

I am Shallow Hal after all.

People love/hate all facilities. You will find many emergency departments have mass exodus in a short period of time and will really change the level of care and patient satisfaction. It can work the other way too.

And odds are they gave you a prescription for drops to get filled. It's not their job to fill the prescription too. What rule is that breaking, as you claim?

Correct. I was too lazy to type the whole thing but should have.

Who goes to the Emergency Room for pink eye? Seriously. People like you are called frequent fliers and really need to take that stuff to your primary care provider or urgent care. Y'all are the reason the wait times are so bad.

Last thing is read it was waiting on approval from the Army. Where did you get your info?

Just messing with you. I understand what you are saying.