cookies are sweet

I just got jealous at the full head of hair part.

Let me revise my post, a good singles ad.

Is it just me or does grumps post sound a little like a singles ad. (just kidding, don't get mad)

Well, let's see how much I am like you: Female - no Late 30's - I wish Libertarian - somewhat Red Head - sorta, my beard had some red in it when I was younger (mother is a redhead, natural) Ex Stripper - I never had an official title, but I have been told I had issues with keeping my clothes on in my younger days, not so much now. Goat Owner - no, but I like BBQ goat (sometimes) Single mother - I got a son and his mom and I were divorced when he was 4 Gun Owner - yes 1%er - When I was 21 and was looking to buy a bike, I was told by the guy that owned the motercycle shop that he wou

Smallest I carry are .380 or a .38. I have a couple of each and what I carry depends on where I am going and what I am wearing.

But the BIG question is, how many rounds could the magazine hold. If less than 30, then it was ok for him to steal, because then the gun would not be used for anything illegal.

:groan: at both.

Boo got shot.

I cannot imagian a torture bad enough to make me watch Terms of Endearment again. Even if you told me I would have to live with the ex again, I would have to give it some thought. But hey, a lot of people love it. I don't think she is very worried even with lottery money. Besides, she doesn't even let me have access to our money now, what makes you think she would let me have access to that kind of cash. I mean besides my allowance.

One lady drank the other lady's second, and last beer. (just a joke, I know nothing)

My wife says I don't even need a list, if I can find some young famous hottie that will go with me, have at it.

Then I want mention that I have heard that he was very upset about your lack of business/donations.

I guess you woulda been a 'no' in my; "Who had guns in the house while growing up" thread. My first gun, a single shot .410 shotgun I got for Christmas when I was 10.

I onry had two beers, occifer.

Elizabeth Taylor won her acadamy award for two reasons, one she should have won the year before for Maggie in Cat on a Hot Tin Roof and two for not dying while making Butterfield 8. (she was actually pronounced dead) Now that being said, she could act. If you ever want to see two of the most beautiful people god ever put on earth together watch A Place in the Sun with Elizabeth Taylor and Montgomery Cliff. Besides that, it is a great movie. (Shelly Winters is in it also)

Hattie was awesome in anything she was in, she just got to show it more in GWTW. Myrna Loy is another good one. Edit: DBL Post

I have had issues like this three times in the past. The first time I waited, hoping it would get better. I ended up with my head taped like a mummy for a week. (it was both eyes) After that, the other two time I followed this advice: GO TO THE DOCTOR. DO NOT DO ANYTHING ELSE TO YOUR EYE. IF YOU WANT TO CONTINUE SEEING STUFF... GO TO THE DAMNED DOCTOR. (except I would add NOW)

Huh, what do you know. Thanks. I guess I am out of touch, I still have a nail apron and a hammer. (with a wooden handle)

Here are a few of mine: Katharine Hepburn Betty Davis Barbara Stanwyck Hattie McDaniel Maureen O'Hara is always a joy to watch. (The Quite Man with John Wayne is a good one, any she made with Wayne are fun to watch)

Back in the 60's a 2x4 was 2" x 4" and a 1x6 was 1" x 6". I had no idea that a 2x4 was not 2" x 4" today. I guess I shouldn't be suprised (after all my footlong hotdog was only 11" long), but I am.

Subway must use a man to bake their bread.

Thanks. I think I am out of horse jokes. Well, I do have a horse joke that starts: A man walks into a bar and see a horse with a sign around it's neck that says; Make the horse laugh win a $100. (but I can't tell that one here)

I vote neigh on the horse debate.

You know what it means when a weather forecaster says there is a 70% chance of rain. It means that 7 out of 10 people said yes, when he asked; "Think it will rain today?" I know, it's an oldie, but it's a goodie. Welcome and feel free to ask if I think it's going to rain. BTW my answer is always the same, possibly

I haven't eaten there in 15 years, but it was good back then.