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These are from actual court transcripts. Q: Have you lived in this town all your life? A: Not yet. Q: The hospital is to the right? A: It was on this side. Q: When you say this side, can you say right or left? A: Sure. Right or left. Q: Doctor, will you take a look at those X-rays and tell us something about the injury? A: Let’s see…which side am I testifying for? Q: How was your first marriage terminated? A: By death. Q: And by whose death was it terminated? Q: And what did he do then? A: He came home and the next morning he was dead. Q: So when he woke up the

You need to start thinking about me and how the Falcons going to the Super Bowl will affect me. I need the Falcons to tank the next 5 years, so that Blank will not be able to charge me a PSL in the new stadium. Then, after I have my seats in the new stadium and NO PSL, then they can start winning again. Think of others (and by others, I mean just me) instead of yourselves. (you know my tongue was in my cheek while typing this) (well, at least a part of it was, a part of me really believes it, the money part of me)

I give people with babies/toddlers plenty of time to get the kiddies situated. You will never get a dirty look from me. I did walk out of a convenience store one day and I had something on my mind. I somewhat noticed a car pulling in to the parking space in front of the doors, but as I was thinking (and that can sometimes take ALL my efforts) I really didn't see the car or who was in it. As I was getting in my car, a couple of spaces away, the lady who had parked in front of the doors yelled something at me. As I was still thinking, I didn't hear exactly what she said. Asking her what

I eat a lot of crow both with sports and without sports. You want to buy two tickets to this weeks game? Visitors side, right side 30 yard line, 3 rows from the field? $139 each.

I support them, to the tune of several thousand dollars a year. And have done so over the past 30+ years, but I call em as I see em. ETA: THEY do not need a new stadium, Blank wants one so he can feel that his.....stadium.....is as big as the other NFL owners.

I think it will be a down year. You need to have depth, not just first team players that are good. The Falcons are one knee injury (Ryan) away from being a bad team.

I friend of mine, a New York yankee (no not a ballplayer), once used the phrase, "He steps in caca". I asked what in the heck that meant. He replied it was a saying meaning that the person was someone who could step in a manure pile and come up with roses. In other words, everything he touches, no matter how much he screws it up, works out well and makes him money. So sometimes, I guess circumvent sheeze is not a good thing.

It was a joke on mrnn, not a serious comment on the situation.

Nah, your waiting in line; while some welfare dependent uses the food stamps you liberals want them to have and not having the decency to say sorry, because she wasn't sorry, because the liberals have taught them entitlement; is enough for me.

I have so much to say, but I will just leave it at .

It is in Paulding Place. (if you mean the kid with the gun thread)

I'm always thinking of others.

Several years ago I was in the Walmart in Douglasville. (it was a weekday morning) The tobacco register line was closed. There was no one there and the light was off. I had three other items so I went to the "5 Items or Less" line, here is a pretty close verbatim description of what took place. Me: I need some chewing tobacco also. Cashier: You have to get that at register 14. Me: That is what I thought, but register 14 is closed. Cashier: You have to buy tobacco at register 14. Me: I understand, but register 14 is closed. Can I not buy tobacco today? Cashier: Yes, at register 14.

OK, I had two out 18 right.

And then we wonder how the kids could "do something like that".

I wish I lived closer to Crossroads. I knew Sams gave out free food, I didn't know that Kroger gave out free sushi and subs. I been eating out in the wrong store.

I agree with raclay 100%. I have never thought that people like Al and Jesse are for one race or the other. They just care about themselves and using whatever they can to keep their agenda, making themselves look good and making money, working. I not only believe this is true of Al and Jesse, I believe it is true for plenty of white "leaders" also, in fact, I would say most of our elected officials fall in this category. One way to help stop these type of killings is swift and sure capitol punishment. You get a trial within 6 months and if sentenced to death, you get one appeal at the

First, I object to being called "sawed off". I prefer "vertically challenged". Second, I didn't "RUN", I just walked very quickly. (I don't "run" anywhere) Third, I only made sure I got in front of you because I didn't want to get stuck behind you and your "cart full of dog food" when all I had was one item. (and that item was something the wife made me go get for her) Fourth, concerning that poor yankee, he probably is only here because his wife made him move to be closer to the grandkids and he took the job just to get out of the house. Fifth, we gotta meet one day, so that we know who

I am glad she is better. (any extra Dilaudid that needs deposed of) (just looking to help)

BREAKING NEWS!!!!! KINDERGARTNER COLORS OUTSIDE THE LINES!!! TEACHER DOES NOTHING!! FILM AT ELEVEN!

You funny.

Some would say that you need a bullet just for your avatar thing. (not me of course, but some)

If death is to easy for them, then why do all the criminals and their attorneys ask for life in prison? Why do the ones on death row, spend years and years and millions of taxpayers money trying to keep from being put to death? After all, based on what some say, life in prison is worse. Wouldn't you think they would want to take the easier road? In fact, based on the premise that life in prison is worse than death, any defense attorney that asks for life in prison for his client should be disbarred, because they are doing their clients a HUGE disservice. That would be like your divorc

Let's quit filling up the prisons with this kind of scum and start filling up some cemeteries.

How many yards can you need?