cookies are sweet

Try my driveway.

While I ain't no super smart businessman or politician or nothing, but it seems to me that if you are a county that is new to writing taxi cab rules and regs, it would behoove you to look to the counties that surround your county and see what their rules and regs are. Then, I know this is crazy thinking, but what can I say, I'm nutty this way, then you write your rules and regs to match the counties that surround yours, so that the cabs that would most likely be crossing county lines would be able to do so without a lot of issues and problems. I would find it interesting to see how Dougla

The Kroger on Ridge is the one where I went into the store at 12:40am and some guy yells, "20 minutes!" at me. What he was trying to say, in his own special way, was; "Sir, our store now closes at 1am and that is approximately 20 minutes from now. Please let us know if we can be of help with your shopping needs." What I said in return was, "I don't give a f*** what time you close.", which meant, in my own special way; "I don't give a f*** what time you close if you yell '20 minutes' at me the moment I walk through the door." ​All in all it was a delightful shopping encounter. http://pau

They will be fine, I'm sure. Those big rigs are tough. I never mind bad weather on the road, I figure if a tree hits the hotel, I don't have to deal with it. At home, it's problem.

You ARE KIDDING, right?

Those big black ants can be annoying. Here is one way to get ride of them.

My grandfather used golfballs in the nests.

My weeds are doing great.

Where I grew up in Smyrna, my grandfather, who lived next door, had a lot of chickens (I'm guessing over 50) until he died in 1992. He had a huge fenced (tall fencing) area with many large walk in chicken houses. His were the 1st eggs that I ever saw colored and back in those days, no one could believe there were chickens that laid colored eggs. (almost no one) You eggs brought back some good memories, thanks. Ohhh, one thing we used to do when our friends visited for the 1st time was take them into the largest hen house, I guess it was 14'x8' or 10' and then slip back out the door, tur

Finally got a chance to watch it. After it was all said and done, here are a few thoughts. (99% said with my tongue in cheek) ETA: I went back and deleted all but one of my thoughts, sadly I found myself getting more and more negative as I went along, but there was one group that I think deserves special recognition. 3rd Two - It's the Pat and Patty Show (I think this one will win an Emmy) (Tune in next week when Pat talks Patty into helping him work in a candy factory)

If they need a Monday morning quarterback, I can handle the job. I have been second guessing and Monday morning quarterbacking for years. (I can also fill in for a backseat driver if needed)

It's my mind, it is a dark scary place with lots of twists an turns, cobwebs and trapdoors. I am not allowed to visit without adult supervision, but ever once in a while, I go there all by my little self. It often does not end well.

She said in best Irish brogue.

Did they have a big U-Haul truck that they were stacking the prisoners in?

So it was Paulding, Cobb and Douglas? Great minds and all.

First, if you believe in this kind of thing, more power to you, I am sure I have some beliefs that some would find just as...let's just say as strange as believing in these type of things. But, I appreciate mei lan's comment (surprise!) about the Creator of the universe making himself known. Here you are, GOD, the Creator of all that exists and you wish to give the people a sign you are here. I would guess the thought process goes something like this. I need to show the people a sign.....hmmmmmm......what should I do? Burning bush? Nah, too Old Testament. Appear on every communicat

This is my favorite squatters story so far. SANDY SPRINGS, Ga. — The Sandy Springs Police Department took to Twitter on Tuesday to announce the eviction of a family living in a $2 million foreclosed home. I love this story, not only because the family, who ran down the gates with a U-Haul and not only because they lived in the house for months, but because one of the things they removed from the house when they evicted them, was a shopping cart. For some reason that makes me laugh. "Jerome, don't you be taking that shopping cart up to the 2nd floor solarium, you know them wheels mark

Couldn't you call and tell them that the owner has moved out of state and that to your knowledge the house has not been sold or rented and that there have been different people staying there and that you think they may be squatters? Wouldn't they have to come out and check? I would hope that they would.

People who carry those types of phones should be shot.

I can help identify snakes, it is real easy, there are only two kinds of snakes. Live snake = Bad Dead snake = Not as Bad

But why does he keep coming back in food? Praise the Lord and pass the syrup!

Anything sounds bad if you put it that way. (just a joke to my liberal buddy)