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You forgot about the one with ebola having his sweaty arms and hands on the arm rest, the friend putting his hand on the arm rest at some point, then rubbing his eyes . . . You also forgot about the 236 healthcare workers who have followed the protocols (did everything right) and have since died from ebola.

If a friend gave me ebola, I would kick his ass.

And?

I vote for picture number 1. Did I win?

This is irrelevant. The only thing a surgeon general would say is "Ebola can be fatal if contracted. Ebola should be avoided. Do not catch Ebola if you are pregnant, nursing, or want to live."

I would point out that the head of the CDC is a doctor . . . How has he handled this crisis?

Yeah - if you have the ebola, you can keep the ebola.

Saturday Night Fever? Step Up? Center Stage? Westside Story?

And we still wouldn't need an airport.

??? Put duct tape over any and all orifices that might spread ebola?

I gotta call BS. That looks like something you would spend a decent amount of money on. Fess up!

I don't know what a sacrum is, but it being broke sounds painful.

i doubt they would like my suggestions.

In that case, take 3 tablespoons of baking soda, 3 caps full of peroxide, and drink about 4 ounces of Mt. Dew.

Ebola better stay away from me or imma kick her ass.

It's probably nothing. Though it could be one of over a hundred other viruses, including HIV/AIDS, the common cold, flu, measles, rubella, chicken pox, mumps, polio, mononucleosis, ebola, West Nile fever, chickenpox, smallbox, hepatitis, meningitis, encephalitis, pneumonia, and SARS. So don't worry so much.

Yes I do. Because I looked it up. So I won't say - that way someone else can see if they know. I will say that the comedian in question is very annoying. And by very, I mean muy very.

Not only is this important, it is very interesting. I hope you are successful.

Thanks. But why is that 13 year old boy wearing girls clothes? You know, Jean Francois Douche is probably rolling in his grave because of us.

Thank you . . . And thanks to my mom - I love you mom - and I couldn't have done this without pubby and Pcom . . . so many people, I know I'm going to forget somebody . . . I want to thank the almighty creator of the internet - algore . . . thanks Al, ARPA's got nothing on you. Of course I need to give a special thanks to the douche - Mr. Douche . . . David Austin, without whom none of this would have happened. David, you'll always be one of the biggest douches!!! No, don't play the music . . . Don't cut me o

This from CBS News:

You're right - they should be aired in their entirety . . . and time stamped as proof. The only way I will ever give money towards either of those papers is when I need to line the pan in the bird's cage.

No . . . . This is correct.

And I'm sure those who supported him at the time had every confidence in his integrity and believed he would do a good job. It turns out they were wrong, but how could they have known? For the record, I have never concerned myself with what I considered to be two-bit, backwoods politicians in the past. I now see that my indifference is part of the problem. Though they are indeed two-bit, backwoods politicians, their ignorance, greed, and self-serving attitudes can have a negative impact on me, my family and/or my friends and acquaintances. Now I will be paying attention - a

CNN? Do people still watch that?