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Oh yeah, no.. it rained here too. I just like to be an idiot some times. I am very good at it.

If that was true, then I might think everything else was true. But I know a joke when I see one and this is clearly a joke.

Sure.. pile on with your make believe rain! I am not crazy and I am not gonna believe any of you when you claimed that it rained.

Life is a PITA b*tch... But you just have to laugh. No... you have to.

I think this must be the mess-with-cmorg thread. Or the thread for crazy people.

Rain? Did it rain today?

So the article is about that? What an insensitive title! I would care about that. I mean, think about it.... All these people get their eyes gouged out and then you know what happens.... Taxpayers would have to foot the bill for all the seeing eye dogs for these people. Frankly I am tired of my hard earned money being spent on service dogs for a bunch of perverts. When is enough enough??

Now wouldn't it be funny if the article was about people luring others inside their homes or vehicles by showing their.... legs?

Yeah, I don't like blind links. You gotta show me a little skin to get me to come inside.

No, I put that out.

That's why I just never correct myself.

Maybe you should relax with a nice game of Monopoly.

Ok. But you are just no fun at all.

But you could have gotten away with it!!! Who's gonna believe a drunk?

You should have knocked the crap out of her and tossed her keys into the woods.. if there were any woods.

Ace Hardware in New Hope has them.

Sloppy joes! Then after that, we might go get something to eat.

Now that is funny! And believable.

That is just as stupid. If I am using my car to tranport goods for the business, and even if I am getting reimbursed for expenses, it doesn't make the car theirs.

Stupid people come up with ideas like this. The people who sit back and let it happen are more stupid.

Do you now? Because I just might have a condom holder around here somewhere!

Nope. I just thought it would be funny to ask the very thing she says in her sig. But I was wrong.

Are you shouting or mad or do you just have the caps lock on??

And I thought I was being serious! Would it be serioulsy joking... or jokingly serious?

Let me see if I can bring you up to speed.... Somebody got divorced, somebody got a report card.. somebody didn't... Somebody has junk out by the curb, somebody is a he/she... or a bald fat chicken head. Someone hates their DSL... or their SIL, I can't remember. And then some people are saying things about stuff. Or stuff about things.. I always get those two mixed up. Oh!!! And a biggie.... If you are over 32 you are half way in the grave!!!!