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GRI5TH

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  1. Spray paint different numbers in the round spots and tell the HOA Nazi your going for that "Pool Table" look. It is in style you know...
  2. ShamWow Guy In Slap, Chop Bust Kinda old news, but kinda funny if you ask me. As Paul Harvey would say, "And now, the rest of the story" I never really liked him anyway. He takes a bad mugshot.
  3. The obvious solution....
  4. Okay, I'm awake now... I'm not sure what day of the week it is though...
  5. I would join all you nice folks for coffee, but 9:30 AM on Tuesdays is my bed time. I'll be sure to be at the next Thursday meet.
  6. Hey, I got one! a mayberry that is. Forget the biscuits with mustard tonight. I'm making a pie!
  7. I've already got them on retainer but can't seem to get them to answer the phone now.
  8. It's a Paradox, not to be confused with a Paramedic or Periodontist.
  9. I can't right now. Someone will sneak up behind me and SHANK me!
  10. And to think people actually give me "down the road" for watching..........
  11. The Fifth Third Bank? Now that, my friends, is a stooopid name for a bank. By my late night calculations, that makes it one fifteenth of a bank. Now, again, these are late night calculations that should be verified through a reliable source. I'm not venting about them....I've never even banked with them. It's just late and I could use a nap.
  12. If we don't hear back from you, we'll know what happened.
  13. I'm a blueberry kinda guy actually.
  14. I hope you get it worked out. I’d hate to see you end up in a fecal stream without any visible means of propulsion.
  15. Even if they don't have a job, I'm shocked they couldn't afford a battery....what with all this wealth being spread by P-Bo.
  16. Sorry, I thought this topic was about my next door neighbors.
  17. Nice to meet you LPPT! Yes folks, I have now received an official bewbie hug...
  18. Spike was a little upset that he didn't win, but he'll get over it. He hasn't said much in the past couple of days...It's hard to tell what's on his mind sometimes. Something about those eyes...
  19. Still on the go at 2:15 AM
  20. ....BOLO....BOLO.....BOLO.... .....Suspect is approximately 3 feet tall, brown hair, bare foot, wearing blue pants, no shirt. Suspect last seen running in the front door of residence on the corner. Suspect is reportedly unarmed at this time....no further...
  21. That sounds like a plan. I shall plug the date in my handy dandy phone to remind me. It'll be nice to see you peeps again!
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