NumberCruncher

get off my lawn!!!!

watermelon crawl. love it!!! my jackass best friend had us all trying to dance to this song at his wedding the summer of 1995.

agreed. but i also have to throw in a cd from a different genre....from my favorite summer of all time. yep. nookie was our summer song that year.

salty nuts. definitely.

i beg to differ.

i have extra of that too if it's needed. (caused nose bleeds at my house. can't use it anyway)

it might dry out. but it might also get in to your blood stream. not a risk worth taking honey. i've got some benedryl gel if you want it. i can meet you this afternoon.

use the cream or get the shot. too late for bleach once the skin has been broken. it's gonna burn like a bitch if you try it.

yeppers. i knows about using bleach to kill the funk!!!

bleach. immediately after exposure. diluted bleach patted onto the affected areas usually keeps it from blistering and spreading. try the benedryl clear gel topical crap. or even some solarcaine spray on if you're already blistered. a steroid shot will also help. if you're not needle phobic. pm nikki13 about it if you're interested. hope you get some relief!

i still go back and read my sister's live journal posts/blogs and she's been dead for nearly 4 years now. i know it sucks right now. but one day you'll be glad to go back and read what your sister wrote about.

damn. just, damn.

the sushi bar at the chinese restaurant is another place i'll tip. most times i go to the buffet it's for sushi only. that guy is an artist, so i tip him. the waitress? not so much. (i do take out buffet 2x a month during my lunch break)

i usually tip a few bucks to the person who takes/gets together my take out order from places like o'charleys and applebees. when i was waitressing a hunnerd years ago, the person assigned to do take out orders wasn't scheduled a section and didn't work on the floor at all that shift. no tips for them for a whoile night, unless a pick up tipped them. so yeah, i do tip those guys. but tip jars? nah. only at a bar or on a piano.

remember to wear slip on shoes (and socks) to the airport. i always forget and wear lace up boots.

meh. stupid is as stupid does. i've shown my ass a time or two. hard to be too stupid when you work 7:30-5:30 as a corporate accountant, so i save it all up for posting on pcom. my gift to the geniuses. and yeah, i've slept with some real idiots.

oh, yeah. burn. i'm stupid because my parents were. good one.

how much thought really went in to the OP? the idea that one could 'catch' stupidity through sexual intercourse makes me wonder just who the hell you've slept with.

total and complete hijack, i know. but i must confess, that i read your name as 'lasagna'. i'm gonna call you that from now on. 'k?

am i reading the mileage right on this? i'm in the market for a new/used SUV, but does this 1 year old truck really have 68k miles on it? are jeeps warrantied at 3/36k or 10/100k?

i'm all about the smashing.

i have 2 people on mine. not because i don't want to read their posts, but because i got sick of their disturbing pm's. fiona and her ol man. or ex ol man. whatever.

pizza. wif gross stuff on it. yum.

actually........

my bad.