cookies are sweet

I don't want to know what's in Blondie's basement. Last I heard, people checked in but they didn't check out.

Now there be a real pirate!

I never know so many basements were so full.

Since the ladies seem to like talk like a pirate day. Here you go. Top Ten Pickup Lines for the Lady Pirates 10. What are YOU doing here? 9. Is that a belayin' pin in yer britches, or are ye ... (this one is never completed) 8. Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad! 7. So, tell me, why do they call ye, "Cap'n Feathersword?" 6. That's quite a cutlass ye got thar, what ye need is a good scabbard! 5. Aye, I guarantee ye, I've had a twenty percent decrease in me "lice ratio!" 4. I've crushed seventeen men's skulls between me thighs! 3. C'mon, lad, shiver m

Arrrr and avast ye mateys! That pirate is chasing the male booty! If ye wenches want a real pirate, I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

That's right! Thursday, September 19 International Talk Like a Pirate Day 2013 Arrrrr, us pirates are always looking for booty! Give me your booty or walk the plank. Arrrrr! :splash: Arrrrr, me hates it when that happens.

When you come up from the basement, tell your mom I said "hi".

I don't think the average person has to worry too much about a home invasion, unless they have the wrong address. They are usually looking for drugs, lots of money or expensive jewelry or all of the above. While I know some people that are well off, I have yet to meet any who would keep a lot of the above mentioned items at home. The other worry is what was mentioned in the quoted post, someone lowlife trying to get back at someone. I worry more about the dumbazz kids we have nowadays who don't have sense enough to know who and when to rob a house.

I love lamb. That is all.

You are like my wife, you presume the best in people. Feelip and I are alike, we know how bad people can be and therefore when a story doesn't make 100% sense, we presume negative things. I wish you and my wife were right more than feelip and I are right. BTW That trait is one of the things that I love about my wife. It helps balance my cynicism.

Did everyone miss my post about the Gunsmoke episode with both Chester and Festus in it? Now that is happiness and contentment!

I can't remember the lady's name, which is strange because her case was in the news for years. But anyway, she disappeared and was missing for many many years. When we had a big drought, she was found in a lake/creek/river where here car had gone off the road.

See, a nice neat clear post. Not cluttered up with any extra shots or jabs at anyone, just stating some facts. Well done.

I can't help it. That's funny.

You don't have to call feelip, any grocery store, dollar store and heck even any c-store sells eggs.

I remember when most of these events happened. Pubby, do you remember them all? Cool stuff.

That'a a type of wine, isn't it?

Uhhh ohhh. Watch out people. (it's a joke)

Here is something that makes me happy and content. I just saw an episode of Gunsmoke that had both Festus and Chester in it. I think it was the 1st show in which Festus was in, although I could be wrong. I get as excited and enjoy watching stuff like this, I guess like some people do when they get a new car or a new house or something else. Things like this make me happy in way that few other things do. I have no clue why, but it is the truth. Like my siggy says, enjoy the little things in life.

Now that is a true statement!

Is that a bomb or a grill?

I had a lot of different stuff written, but I finally decided that for me, it helps if I quit worrying about those "things I don't deserve" and be happy that I don't "get what I do deserve".

I haven't seen the video yet. I have to wait till the wife gets home and unlocks the parental guidance thingy.

I hear that she is naked in her singing video. I find that hard to believe, so I think I shall look for myself. (just to prove that she is not)

Thumbs up to GA Arms. Good people.