cookies are sweet

Not that is a spin job!! Not many could pin the airport issues in little ole Paulding County, GA (or as some of my west coast friends thought it was called "Pumpkin County") on the Bushes, but you did it. Gotta love a man that can do that!

I'll just say this. If I had one, I would need the other. (I would have no where I wanted go)

That is why I have always pulled for Tech. (if tech lost today, then I have always been a Vandy fan)

My favorite joke that Lewis told was what he said was his father's favorite train story. I couldn't find it, but I love it. Here is another favorite of mine.

Sunday? Every day!

Wow! Thank you. Great reading! (oh, I see you said that)

Yeh, Lewis and Ron did some heavy duty "partying". It is sad that after he got the new heart Lewis couldn't stop drinking. We may still have him with us today. But then again, after marrying that young thang at his age, he may not be.

For those who may be too young or are from other parts where good southern humor (mixed with truths) was frowned upon, Lewis Grizzard was one of the worlds best and funniest newspaper columnist since Samuel Clemens decided to quite being a riverboat captain and write stories. For those who are old enough or have read some of Lewis's books, all with wonderful titles (an example is "Don't Bend Over in the Garden, Granny, You Know Them Taters Got Eyes"), what were some of your favorite Lewis Grizzard stories, from his columns, books or personal appearances? Here are two of mine. This

Do you mean the rock band?

I hope the glaucoma gets better.

That would be fantastic!!! Ohhh, you meant the car thingy.

I want one of these. I think you got a better shot at getting your wish than I do.

Cheater cheater pumpkin eater!

Gotta love it.

You Lie! You Lie!

I agree with this 100,000%. I wasn't thinking of Obama when I made my original post, I was thinking of the country in general. I have said for years that instead of this "sign em up at the Walmart" voting registration and "you can vote anytime", we need to be making it harder to get to vote. If you can't be bothered to get your butt to the courthouse and get registered or if you can't swear that you will be out of town on election day, or you can't be bothered to go vote on election day, then you don't need to be able to vote! And don't give me that crap about having to work. Your emp

"I'm quite sure that the concept of a Government-run reservation... seems to be what the socialists are working for now — to have everyone cared for from cradle to grave.... But you can't whine and bellyache 'cause somebody else got a break and you didn't, like those Indians are. We'll all be on a reservation soon if the socialists keep subsidizing groups like them with our tax money."- John Wayne Here he is talking about the country and the way it was headed back then What would he say today?

I am not afraid, but I am a little nervous, but that is normal for me since I married the ex. L. Cook

In 1671 two words came together for the first time in the history of the English language. Since that time they have been used to describe what has been an honorable place in our society. I am sad to admit that these two words are neither no longer used or if they are, their meaning has been perverted. This is not a recent development, we have been sliding down this slope for many years and we are now in the pit at the bottom of the hill. Nor has our slide been orchestrated by one political party or person, it has been a joint effort by those whom these two words used to define. What a

Do I get a TV remote control? Cause I can't get up and change the channel, to much trouble.

And it has come to pass.

Wife is from CO. It has both beautiful scenery and women. (but it is full of liberals)

Are Sally and Betty good looking? Young? Looking for an old man to take care of? Just who are Sally and Betty?

I just love the topic title.

Can a mod check my PM's? I think momof 3s message about where and when to met them got lost. Have a great trip. (it was a joke mods)