cookies are sweet

It lost a lot of the pizzaz when the millionaire players went on strike and the World Series was cancelled. Well they lost me anyway.

Maybe you can visit my grandfather's house sometime and spend the night. Several people have seen him there. And since the house isn't in the family any longer, it isn't people who knew him when he was alive. The man who owns it had me come by and tell him about Mr. Jessie (my grandfather), the ghost that lives in his house.

God bless my lovely and smart wife. But sometimes, I swear, she should have been born blond. Back in 2007, liking two weeks and one day to being the exact day, I came back from a Vegas trade show and the wife picked me up at 12am at the airport. (not the PC airport, the ATL one) She had some little bitty car at the time and she was going to GA State at the time, so she had her school stuff and a bunch of work stuff to do that weekend in the car. As well as her laptop bag and not to mention a fair amount of trash. All this was in the back seat. I loaded a travel bag, a laptop bag and my

I do enjoy them. My wife and her mother thought I was being racist when I referred to one of my wife's friend's husband as a Coonass. They would not believe me that is was not a negative term. Finally we were at a pool party with the husband's family and I took my wife to the guy's father and asked him if he was a Coonass. He said, in that coonass voice and with those coonass words, that he was proud Coonass. Finally the wife believed me. The wife's mother though still has doubts. Shouldn't it have said Virginia?

I get along with the locals pretty well, but that is mainly because the do scare me and I keep my mouth shut. They be tough peoples "down in the swamp".

I guess that is all. At least you never go hungry in Louisiana, as long as there is a ditch with water, you're eating.

Mine says Louisiana. Apparently a lot of neurotics live in Louisiana and that is why I am supposed to be there.

I am I the only one bothered that the last line is short two?

They put all the details of the deal out? How much rent, number and types of flights they expect, who the company is they made the deal with and what their history is and what they bring to the table, etc? Why the deal was done the way it was done? If so, then why are there still questions. I am not disagreeing with you, I bow to your knowledge, this may have been all released. I have no doubt that you are better informed than I on this topic. (course that ain't saying much ) If all this has been done, all the details released and the reasons why the deal was handled the way it was h

Good memory my college impaired friend.

I think everyone hopes that the airport succeeds, after all like it has been said, it isn't going anywhere. I think what upsets most people is when there has been or there is a perception of underhanded actions on the part of the elected officials. Or when the voting public feels that the officials, that they elected, either are not or give the perception of not being responsive to those who elected them. I am not saying that there has been any wrong doing on the airport deal or that the elected officials are not responding to their constituents. But I think there is a good case to be m

I don't know if the reporter was confused, but I sure was after listening to her try and describe what happened. Maybe it's just me. I often don't understand what women are saying.

The judge always told me what the outcome was.

Well it is like getting drunk, there are a lot of lies told and someone wakes up not sure what happened, but broke and screwed.

What risk? Possession? Zombies? Strange men that ask about possession and zombies?

The wife has several brand new ones. She knows how big business works!

Why thank you massa sur for tellin us po white trash folk how big biddness is done. We uns ain't use to no big biddness, we only use to turnen in our coke bottles for the deposit nickles. We sho is glad to hafe youse big biddness folk here to hep usns.

My Eyes! My Eyes!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

Animal, you look nothing like what I thought you would. Nice looking guy. I'm jealous of the hair. Now as to the only person I personally know on the BOC, Todd Pownall. While I do not pretend to know everything about him, I do know that from everything I have ever seen and in my personal conversations with him (the last was over a year ago), he has always been honest and willing to extend his self to help others. Again, I say that I will have to stand behind Todd Pownall until something comes along to prove that my trust and faith is misplaced. As I posted on Pubby's thread with th

Thanks for the video and thank you Mr. Pownall and Mr. Barnett for keeping your promises. I don't know many who would turn down $38 grand just on principles. Agree politically or disagree politically, you gotta admire that.

Now that is funny. And sadly probably true.

She is one of the best at telling someone off with using a single curse word.

Hospital bill is being forwarded to your attention.

From a 1963 Bob Hope special. Note the Robert "Elliot Ness, from The Untouchables" Stack dartboard.