cookies are sweet

If you use the words, "my baby's momma" or "my baby's daddy", in all seriousness, when referring to your child's mother or father, you should not be allowed to have anymore children. Just one of my pet peeves. It drives me crazy when my baby's momma refers to me as "my baby's daddy". OK, that last line was a joke, my ex hasn't referred to me without using four letter words since the divorce.

Courthouse, on Tuesdays.

Don't you mean $1,500.00? You can buy a house today for 15K.

Could be, mei lan and I are, so maybe you are that missing triplet we keep hearing about. Just for the record, I am not stuck in the 60's as many think, I just never made it past 1984, that was the year that music died.

This is long, but it is Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Sammy Davis Jr and Johnny Carson doing a benefit performance. Yes, I said Johnny Carson. He was filling in for a missing Joey Bishop. Johnny even sings at the end, the only time I remember him singing, except for his parody of Glen Campbell's Rhinestone Cowboy. This is worth the watch if you like real singing and real entertainment. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8GUm5IIyLw

Is that a flashback or are asking today? Cause I lost the last bit I had back in '74. (I have no clue where it went to, perhaps it was used as postage )

If you like southern rock...

I think Joel and Liza have the answer to this thread. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkRIbUT6u7Q

While I haven't seen much of him, I love Dr. Phil. This does not mean I think he is right, good or whatever. I agree that he is a whackadoo and I enjoy watching a whackadoo. Sometimes I agree with him and sometimes I just go, "boy what a whackadoo!", either way it is fun.

LOL I love the shades, the Hawaiian shirt and....the coat. I will try and get the boss to work on our stuff tomorrow.

:shivering like a cold wet puppy:

Shoulda used your government issued card.

My doctor told me just yesterday that I should follow this basic rule when eating, if it taste good, spit it out.

Stopped by Blondiga's house did you? Stay out of the basement!

No twin, but I was the guy who said "Teacher! Teacher! You forgot to give us homework!" (well, except for my virtual twin, mei lan) (and I knew you were yanking my chain, we good) I know I am in the minority on the legal pot thing. I just see more problems coming down the road, but I would be thrilled to be wrong. (oh and thanks pubby for coming to my rescue, imagine, a liberal defending me from a conservitive )

The story is not funny, but the jokes are. Example, I told a buddy of mine about this and he got real excited and is planning a trip to that city. I always knew he was kinky. (ok, it's not an award winner)

One of my best friends does a lot of work with the City of Atlanta, he says that the city government is so corrupt and full of everyone hiring family members that it is a wonder it runs as well as it does. Being able to do the job, or even understand what the job is, is something that is not required if you have family there.

And me!

WRONG! The apparently found a lot of sheeze, but no drugs. I hope the cops aren't watching me, because reading this made my butt cheeks clinch.

It is this Friday, unless the date ends in an odd number. Then it will be on Saturday, unless that date ends in an even number. If that is the case, you then have to back up 10 yards and punt, thus moving the trick or treating to Thursday, unless there is any phase of the moon showing on that night. In that case it will be the first Sunday after hell freezes over, unless there is church that night or it rains. In that case just go when you want to, heck, everyone else does.

And the hospital is trying to collect 6 grand from this Eckert guy for all the crap the did to him. (no pun intended)

No, but I am little excited.

I am still against it. Not that I think pot is so bad, but I do honestly feel it will lead to more problems down the road. (you people who are still around 30 years from now, remember I said that way back when)

You're a Scrooge anyway. (but so am I, bah humbug!)

^^^^^ Ditto (good answer)