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So you're the reason that I didn't get my Ernest Goes to Camp DVD. Well thanks for nothing! My poor old Uncle Herman passed away without knowing the joys of watching the hilarious hijinks of Ernest as he tries to help the kids at camp, while battling the evil miners. I hope you're happy! Because of you, poor old Uncle Herman's last words were, "For God's sake get out of the bathroom and give someone else a chance, would ya!" I hope those words stay with you for the rest of your life. Merry Christmas to you and your's and have a Happy New Year.

I understand. But like I said, I am trying to keep my blood pressure down, Wife came home and I made her real mad, right now I'm just trying to stay off the "some people deserve shooting" list.

Bumbles bounce!

Just for the record, crap goes on in other places. My mother lives in Smryna and due to the cozy relationship with developers, the city counsel and the mayor of Smyrna, what they did to my mother was unreal. She is not the suing type and I won't go into it because my blood pressure doesn't need it. I think my mom was just happy I didn't shoot anyone during it. But I sometimes wish I had. Like the old saying goes, some people just need shooting.

I think an important point is that the stranger at the door in the early morning hours was not acting and reacting normally. Now this was not due to any nefarious intent, but rather due to a mental illness. This mental illness did not cause him to do harm to anyone, yet that is not true of all mental illnesses, including the one that this man suffered from.

So you are saving the leftovers in salad bowls?

I just told my mother, that what they need to do is right before the stores open a 3am or 4am or whatever am, throw a net over all those who are lined up for the sales. As long as you got them grouped, use it to our advantage and put em all away.

Like I said, if you want the big bucks, you picks your number and takes your chances.

Good thing is I want be able to hear the big jets for all the yelling going on around here.

It's called a Billyyard table. Here is what a Billyyard looks like:

Jim Taylor, highest paid rookie GB ever had at the point he signed. Good player.

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Yes. You want the big bucks, you puts your money on your number and takes your chances.

Y'all wear pants when you eat on turkey day? Dang, y'all are fancy!

Back in 1978 after being fined for hitting the Cleveland Browns's quarterback Brian Sipe, the great middle linebacker of the Pittsburgh Steelers's, Jack Lambert, said about the fines for hitting the quarterback, "Quarterbacks should wear dresses.". Today, I doubt that the NFL would even let Jack Lambert play football in their league. They probably wouldn't allow Jack Tatum, Chuck Bednarik, Ray Nitschke, Dick Butkus, Jack Youngblood, Deacon Jones, Joe Greene, Sam Huff or Lawrence Taylor play today either. Why, you ask? Because after watching the Steelers and Ravens game tonight, it ha

I don't watch any of the lying scum. (this refers to all of them, left and right) (and no, not all are scum, but if they aren't, they are getting close)

Good book about the Pilgrims and the first Indian war called Mayflower: A Story of Courage, Community, and War by Nathaniel Philbrick. I highly recommend it.

Because I am the helping kind of guy, I am willing to pick and choose and take a bunch of your food home with me. That is just the kind of person I am, always thinking of others. My mother gets ride of her leftovers by making "doggie" bags for everyone. Eating the food she gives you is optional, taking the food with you is not.

Sad situation, but I recently posted about a murder by window sash weight, so I guess a gun or knife or or ball bat or window sash weight can all do the trick.

"The president owns the country but he doesn't make the rules. The pilgrims make the rules." - Randy Hickey (My Name is Earl) (this is not a political statement, the quote was so far in left field I just liked it)

I find this quite funny, now I know how my wife looses her keys all the time. It's in y'all's DNA to forget things.

When I first started in retail, back in the early 70's, they told us if someone asks for more than one money change transaction at a time, shut the register and call for a supervisor. The biggest thing we had happen was when the Secret Service came in after a customer went out and wanted to collect the bills he paid with. Dear old Bessie was the cashier and she liked to have fainted with all the excitement of the SS man showing his badge and wanting money from her till. She was one of those tough old feisty ladies, but she got all flustered with the G-man asking her questions. I miss her,

Papi is right, when men get sick it hurts worse. Put on something slinky and sing Soft Kitty to him. That always helps.

Google Ruth Snyder execution, I would think there is a copy on the internet. (there is every other kind of picture on it) I have quite a few books that have it in them, that is where I have seen it. I have never tried to find out if there are more pictures of electrocutions, that is why I said it was the only one I have seen and the only one I have ever read of.

I wonder if I am on the list?