cookies are sweet

Dang things are expensive.....well, that's what I hear anyway.

Needing a good deal on them little blue pills?

OK, let's get our facts straight. First, I have no idea who the guy is in the video. Second, the girl in the video is Kate Micucci. Third, concerning my obsession with her, we passed disturbing a long time back and didn't even slow down enough to wave hey to it.

Your alarm clock. Not great, not deep....but what do you expect, it's about an alarm clock.

You got one of these at your place?

Now that is good news! Glad he is safe. Even if he is a vegan cat and is probably a liberal to boot. ETA, I bet Daisy is happy also, even though the last time I saw her, she didn't like sharing the petting

I know this isn't very popular nowadays, but how's this for an answer to your question. The right thing. What ever happened to doing the right thing being the way to act? Especially when you are an elected official? If I read your post correctly, you are saying that calling a spade a spade is somehow wrong? Here is what I expect people to do, the right thing, especially when that is what they have been elected to do so and are being paid to do so. But then again, I have been told I live in a fantasy world.

Just for the record, I could be a little bias about Nigeria, after all, I have been waiting for 2 years for my buddy Mugambo to be able to get his gold bars out of there so he can split the money with me. Most of those con artists that call you with that hard to understand accent, guess what country they are from?

Gotta love those Hungarians, always on the cutting edge of science.

A song for Kate's ex-boyfriend, but she forgets the words. WARNING: The F word

Uhhh, it's Garfunkel and Oates. Let's get it right.

I say send the whole family back to Nigeria. I haven't found anyone from Nigeria that wasn't an asshat anyway.

Just good ol' boys meanin' to harm. Beats all you never saw Been in trouble with the law Since the day they was born Playing the system And cheating the people Someday the Lord might get 'em But the law never will Makin' their way The only way they know how By screwing the citizens More than ever should be allowed. They're good ol' boys You know their momma loves them But she don't understand How they keep screwing the public again and again

Shoot em all and let god sort em out.

I have a hard time with someone who was carrying dead ebola people around one day and then the next day decides, "Hmmm, perhaps I should go visit the family in the USA. I wonder if that would be a bad idea since I have been exposed to the ebola?.....Nahhhhh, I'm sure it will be fine. Nothing to worry about." Then when they are asked questions that would prevent them from traveling, the say, "Who me?? Never! I don't even know how to spell ebola."

Here is a clip from her show "Playing with Micucci" that she did at the Steve Allen Theater in Los Angeles. Once again, her brother Matt joins her on stage.

What makes you think I'm not in therapy already? And by the way, they say I'm getting better......

I just love the way she says, "A kitty".

Duncan was a loaded gun who knew he was dangerous and still traveled to try and save his own hide. He went across the world, firing bullets as he went, so far we only know of a couple of people that were hit by the bullets fired by this selfish, cares only about his self, maniac. He should have been shot down at the border like the mad dog he was.

I still have no clue who she is, never heard of her.

If I'm dating Halle Berry, there would be no motive other then dating Halle Berry.

I like The Big Bang Theory, but not as much since the blonde cut her hair.

It's the Onion, that is why my numbers are off.

Funny looking is in the eye of the beholder. I look just fine to those with vision problems.

Some songs are still sung today. This one let his rifle do the singing. And the most famous of all had no words, none were needed. Although this one comes in at a close second as famous. (of course it had a more famous composer)