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My gal took a late night swim in the ocean yesterday. She sent me this picture. http://t.co/UzcRj3S7tJ

I understand that the airport issue is important, perhaps in a way more important than the actual airport itself, in that some see it as a fight for what is right and for the people's rights vs the....?.....the "good ole boy network?". But this thread was just a whimsical moment due to as the panda said an earwig stuck in my ear. Not meant to be serious in any shape or form. If we cannot laugh and have fun, even about some serious issues, then we will be a glum lot for sure. If you need help, please see my post with definitions of joke, parody, humor and fun.

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I understand, perhaps I should have mentioned it in my original post.....ohhhh, wait, I did.

Me either, but the wife does. Perhaps it is my naked swimming that causes me to not get many invites?

Only if you are having people pay not to see it. I was at Sungoddess's pool party, with my wife. That means there was a big splash.

Maybe. If the Mafia decide to start letting rednecks, who have very little lawbreaking skills, into their club, you could be in trouble. As of now, all I can do is get you semi yelled at..........by myself. (it is a semi yell because I get tired easy)

Uhhhhhhhhhh, you do realize my post was a joke, a parody, humor, done in fun........right? It may be on the bottom end of all of those, but the one thing it was never meant for was...anything close to serious. joke noun \ˈjōk\ : something said or done to cause laughter : a brief story with a surprising and funny ending : someone or something that is not worth taking seriously par·o·dy noun \ˈper-ə-dē, ˈpa-rə-\ : a piece of writing, music, etc., that imitates the style of someone or something else in an amusing way hu·mor noun \ˈhyü-mər, ˈyü-\ : a funny or amusing qua

For those who may not know the song, Big Bad John, here is Jimmy Dean singing his hit song.

In that case, wise guy will work just fine.

Let's get one thing straight right now. Kate Micucci is the most lovable, sweetest, adorable, precious, dreamy, fetching, attractive, captivating, delightful, charming, perky, cutest and just all round wonderful, woman in the world today. That is true whether she is: Being classy Playing her songs while barefoot Walking the red carpet at the premier of one of her movies Being a hootchie girl in one of her videos Or just having fun on the set of her new TV show All these pictures say the same thing, that is some woma

I can't help it. Whenever David Austin or Pubby talk about Delta, the song Big Bad John comes to my mind. I have no idea why, but seeing Austin on TV tonight, it happened again, so I sorta, kinda, not exactly, wrote this song. (or plagiarized or bastardized or something ized this song) So here it is. (keep in mind I "wrote" it in the amount of time it took to type it, so not a lot of thought went into it) Big Delta Big Bad Delta Big Delta Big Bad Delta Ev'ry mornin' at the airport you could see them arrive Planes wearing the Red, White and Blue, looking alive Kinda broad in th

I did not have you in mind when I started this topic...but now that you mention it...just kidding. I had no clue JJ was a mod, but I will say that he was one of a kind and I am so sorry that I never got the opportunity to meet him and get to know him, it was my loss. I would love to see more light hearted threads and just plain goofy stuff, like the animal photos that "what's his name" used to regularly post. I try and do some of that, but my tastes are not necessarily everyone's tastes. (and I am not referring to Garfunkel & Oates, after all, who doesn't love them?) In general,

This was a history class, not a religion class. Did they have the students list the benefits of the Ten Commandments? Marine banned from daughter's school after dispute over Islam homework assignment He says he challenged a history class assignment that had students list the benefits of Islam. Kevin and Melissa didn't like it and feel religion should not be taught in public schools. They say Islam should not get priority over Judaism or Christianity. "We cannot discuss our Ten Commandments in school, but they can discuss Islam's Five Pillars?" said Melissa. http://www.myfoxdfw.c

I think you mean, smart aleck. Only wise thing I ever did was take the wife hostage....I mean marry the wife.

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I didn't start this thread to defend pubby. 1. He can defend his self 2. A few of the criticisms about pubby and/or pcom, I agree with, others I do not, either way, it doesn't matter I have never had blind loyalty to anyone. Again, this is not about disagreeing with pubby, heck I do that as much as anyone. It is about how, at least in my case, no one is forcing me to read or post on pcom. I do it because I get something positive out of it. Are there some negatives also, of course, very few things are 100% positive, but as long as the positives out weigh the negatives I will contin

I fail to see your point. I am just very interested, not obsessed. My therapist said so.

Yet you still complain and make disparaging comments. If I don't like the way something is run or the people who run it, I go elsewhere, but that is just me. Ohhhh, if you are only here while on the can......I would see a doctor, something is bad wrong up there.

Ohhhh pubby, I passed fan a long time ago. I am a G&Oatie, that is sorta like being a Trekkie, but for Garfunkel and Oates. If you look up where the word "fan" is derived from, you will see that I have gone back to the root of the word. I am a proud fanatic of Garfunkel and Oates! But I am enamored with Oates. 3fan noun Definition of FAN 1 : an enthusiastic devotee (as of a sport or a performing art) usually as a spectator 2 : an ardent admirer or enthusiast (as of a celebrity or a pursuit) <science-fiction fans> Origin of FANprobably short for fanaticFirst Known

They are funny, maybe not so funny in interviews, but in their songs they rock the funny.

Over time visiting pcom I have noticed something. There are those who frequent the site but seem to have snarky things to say about the site and/or the owner. I can understand if you don't like the site, the way it is run and the opinions or the politics of the owner. What I cannot understand is why you would keep visiting somewhere that you think is substandard or badly mishandled. That makes as much sense to me as going to a place to eat, ordering food that you feel is not only badly cooked, but even if it was properly cooked is substandard product. And then, going back night after nigh

How Garfunkel and Oates met John Oates and played on Maneater with him. Warning: The F word once

First, let me say that I am not in Post 2, so I have no horse in this race, except for the same horse we all have when it comes to the airport issue. Second, let me say that I know Todd Pownell and my experience with him has always been very positive. I do not know MS Smith, but I have no reason to think she is anything but what she says she is. Now that I have laid my cards on the table, so to speak, let me get to my points and a question for MS Smith. I do give her credit for catching onto the political way of speaking. "I'm trying to be positive, but......" I was always told that w