cookies are sweet

I hate to hear that. I was truly hoping that you were pain free, with the help of your little friends. I'm confused, the bone hasn't been set yet and you do not have it in a cast? My god girl, no wonder you are hurting so bad.

I'm confused, does it cure Aids or ebola?

We have neighbors? Thanks, I think the wife is feeling better today than yesterday, I however intend to milk this......:clears throat:..........I mean....mine might last a little longer.

What movie was that from?

If I understood correctly, Obama signed something allowing him to send National Guard units to Africa to help the ebola threat. Hmmmmm, if the flu is worse, then why haven't we ever sent the National Guard after it? The latest government approved medical precaution for not getting the ebola. It didn't work.

That just leaves this great line. Hint #2, It is the opening line of the movie. One of the best, worst movies ever. (oops, I said too much) "Greetings, my friend. We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember my friend, future events such as these will affect you in the future."

I told the truth of course. And the truth will set you free! (of course it will tick you off first)

I am guessing she is feeling no pain, no pun intended. Yet my back is still hurting....just saying there Blondie.

But but but, I have always been told it better to give than receive.

First off, I am a loving, caring, wonderful husband. Second, there is no such thing as too much G&O! And since you asked...

Ha! You think I don't know how to Texas Two Step my way out of trouble? As much as I step in at home? If I could dance with my body as much as I have to dance with my mouth, I would OWN that show about dancing.

The nice people of course. I never thought there was any question.

God looks after fools and drunks. He also looks after nice people.

I missed this the first time through. Wow! Why do I have a feeling there is a story behind that.

My suggestion, two words....duct tape.

I am pretty sure that it is a combination of all of those.

what about me?

The wife was traveling out west last weekend. She flew to AZ last Thursday and back this Monday. Now she and I are not feeling well. She has a cough and a sore throat, low grade fever, stomach issues and a general blah feeling. I have a headache, low grade fever, stomach issues and a general blah feeling. I think she brought back some type of illness with her. I hope we got the ebola and not the flu. Why would I make such an outrages statement? Because all the news people have said, if you want to be afraid of something, be afraid of the catching the flu, not the ebola. Hmmmm

How can I expect you, if you are anonymous?

But she is a looker!

There is a fairly famous female comedian in this video, do you know who? By famous, I mean famous in today's world.

One of the prizes for winning best use of the word, douche, in a post is this a chance to listen to this song. WARNING: LANGUAGE (including the F word several times) (a turn for the douche, means that someone who doesn't fit in came to the party and then brought more of their friends till the "good" people leave and all that is left is the "douches")

You could be correct. However, when it comes to the ebola deal, I don't think that Obuma is thinking anti anything, any more than Reagan was anti homosexual. I think they (the government in general) just don't think, period. And the ones that do think, are just crying in the wind. I hope I am wrong.

Same here. (that and I scared pubby with my rant at the same time)

Typo