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He still has a fever??? You might should get that checked.

Schools are closed . . . My work is closed . . . I be happy.

You can blame the National Association for the Advancement of Goats for that. NAAG wants you to like what they like, do what they say . . . and they will keep on (and on and on and on) pushing their agenda.

Why not embrace the special day? You and the wife get dressed to the nines . . . maybe invite some of your closest friends . . . and go Valentines caroling. It will be something she will remember forever.

I believe they moved to the new(er), over-priced, tacky county facility where the courts, tag office, inspections, and head idiots offices are.

I like "love song for a vampire". For talent, I watch Japanese Idol.

I was gonna say "Bruce Jenner's closet", but that might be in bad taste.

Most award shows are simply to provide pompous assholes a forum where they can pat each other on the back and we can say "oh, look how cool they are . . ."

I do not wish the commissioner (or any of his friends) well. They want to be big city, but are too backwoods to realize how stupid they come across.

And now if someone tries to kidnap him, he will think it's all fake and go along with it.

I saw an interview with Brian Williams in which he claimed he coined the phrase "beating a dead horse".

I was wondering . . . Most zombie theorists suggest that zombies are reduced to primal urges. If that is the case, why do people in a zombie apocalypse never come across zombie orgies?

Or in my case I have both.

There are a lot of things in life that I don't understand, why the dog goes outside to do it's business, yet within 10 minutes of it coming back in I find poop, why whatever lane of traffic I am is always the slowest, why my wife married and stays married to me (ok, that is one that nobody understands), but here is a new one that occurred to me. Why can the amusement parks take a clear photo of you on a rollercoaster, going 70 mph, but banks can't take a good picture of a robber? What are some things that make you go, hmmmmm?

I'm wondering if eddie has been to New York lately. This would explain a lot.

Though most zombie movies/shows never start at the beginning of the outbreak. Usually you never know how it started.

So what I hear you saying is you're zombiphobic. In this day and age, that's really sad.

No. But I think the guy I heard about likes to get paid in meth. Or is it crack?

I can't wait.

My friends sisters boyfriends dad has a friend who knows somebody who is married to a guy whose sons girlfriends mother dates a guy who is an electrician/painter/carpenter/ferrier. I could try and get his number if you want.

I am very sorry for your loss. And I am inspired by your attitude.

I think the Seahawks will win. I don't want that crybaby Brady to win. And in related news, after adding Adblock to Google Chrome, I can vote in polls!!

That was all very interesting. But I would bet her problem is user error.

I say it should be about boobs.

Not Grace! Grace is my girl. Well, when she was on the airplane she was . . . once she got off the plane and onto the starship, I lost interest. You understand that I don't mean that Grace Slick is my daughter . . . She's old enough to be my grandmother. Is she even alive anymore?