cmorg
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I thought you'd be older.
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You 4?
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Is that two seperate people... Ms. Doom and Ms. Gloom?
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Yeah! Their chocolate milk is the bestis.
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We milk our cats. It's a big moneysaver.
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The article I read said the old ladys death was unrelated to the accident. That aside, we have a crappy justice system that thinks its ok to sue a 4yo for racing her bike.
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Sexy nurse.
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Really? Because you owe me one.
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Didn't I... Didn't I?
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Where did that come from? Y'all gave her good info.
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I noticed it too. But it's like when you see a deer in the yard eating the grass or whatever the hell they eat in the yard.. and you don't want to say anything and scare it off.... You were the sweet little deer. And I was keeping my mouth shut. You're very welcome!
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Ha! I don't fall for that more than 3 times... so it wouldn't have worked.
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Oh. Ok. I guess it is moderately funny. It would have worked better with the person at the door being named Wu or Whoo!
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Another one? We need a "When is Halloween" forum.
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I don't get it. That is a bad joke. Mine was better.
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I'll bite... Who's there?
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The only time I am gonna spin my finger is if I am signaling the pilot to take off or if I have it in... never mind. And you said it was a bad joke. If I said I have a crappy airplane, would you wanna go for a ride??
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Sorry. It really was a bad joke. Next time, go with a knock knock joke. Like.. Knock knock... Who's there? Mr. Fantabuloustomistic... Mr. Fantabuloustomistic who? HOW MANY EFFING PEOPLE DO YOU KNOW WITH THE LAST NAME FANTABULOUSTOMISTIC????? Or something like that.
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My pants are not on fire... I think I would know. Wait... Nope, they aren't. -
I never get messages, so I don't have this problem.
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I said I had not been in their ladies room.
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I have not been in their ladies room. And I do not want a corn dong.
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Betty Rubble. She had a rocktacular body.
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You know what they say... Where there's smoke, there's something smoking.
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Get a second opinion.
