Georgia Dawg

Thank you Lord for these Margaritas and Fajitas that we are about to consume...

Oh yeah? Shoud?

The Navy SEALS shot Obama?

Shaving her hooha

I think her ex was her pimp and she was heading to an 'outcall'.

I thought that was illegal in the state of Georgia... Have you checked the personals on Craig's List?

According to a previous thread on here, unless the cops see him it doesn't matter how many call with his tag number - nothing can be done.

The calculation for infaltion no longer includes the price of Food or Energy. So what value is the inflation index other than to keep senior citizens from keeping pace with their fixed incomes?

Make sure the web address for facebook is using HTTPS://www.facebook.com and not http://www.facebook.com.

Still no clue. I guess you have to be interested and actually watch that show.

Middle class must be everyone under me because Obama is taxing the dickens outta me.

Who is Casey Abrams?

You can save on your gas bill by starting to use one grade lower if you're not already using regular grade. Newer cars that require higher octane fuels will run fine on a grade lower as long as you don't swtich back and forth. My Acura required premium and we ran regular for 4 years with no problems whatsoever.

She looked like she was madder than a one legged waitress at IHOP.

Police beating of Las Vegas man caught on tape I have to agree with the ACLU on this one. He was accused of using his face to attack an officer fist. My link When Mitchell Crooks checked out of the county jail last month and checked into a Las Vegas hospital, the 36-year-old videographer knew he had a fight on his hands. His face was bloodied and bruised. His $3,500 camera had been impounded by police, and he faced criminal charges for battery on a police officer. One month later, things have changed for Crooks. The Clark County district attorney's office has dropped all charg

What's the appeal of Royalty? Waiting to see them do something stupid.

Instead of swearing, try praising the Lord. You'll be surprised that it works so much better.

I've been called worse...

Don't be so fast. I can tell if someone is mentally handicapped when I see them driving around with the handicap placard hanging from their mirror that clearly states... REMOVE BEFORE PLACING VEHICLE IN MOTION I have to assume that they can read, so that makes me come to the realization that they must be mentally handicapped since they don't understand the meaning of 6 simple words.

No. I'm the plant waterer. And I use a bucket!

I won't be. I can't understand all the hype. The media keeps saying that American is infatuated with the royal wedding when I think its the media that is infatuated with it. What is this? What will she be wearing? What kind of cake will they have? Who has been invited? Who has been snubbed? I think most people could care less. Is this going to cause the price of gas or food to come down?

You could put some snakes in the pool to get rid of the frogs.

Reminds me of this story... My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little

A bucket!

A prime example is Saxby Chambliss saying that he wants to cut out all the wasteful spending in Washington. And then in the next breath he's bragging about extending funding for the F-22 stealth jet built at Lockhead-Martin - more F-22's that the Pentagon has said they don't want or need. It's all good if the money comes back to his home district right? Saxby won't be getting my vote any longer.