Georgia Dawg

I thought this was about a 50 year old 'being' birth control. I guess an ugly 50 year old would be even better. Hey, I resemble that remark!

Maybe the guy needs to text for directions. Directions, instructions.... same thing.

He's probably thinking about what they do to people like him in prison. "He's gonna be somebody's girlfriend. He's gonna be somebody's girlfriend."

But nail guns don't kill people.... Probably a pretty good weapon of choice. Difficult to track down, lots of ammo, not that loud... "Honest officer. It was an accident!"

I hate to admit it but there is a certain amount of truth to that. The ocean leaks a substantial amount of oil on a daily basis without the oil wells and it takes care of it. If a hurricane happens along that will definitely take care of any residue from this oil spill.

I just hope you get to Myrtle Beach before the oil slick gets into the Loop Current and whips around the tip of Florida and hits the east coast.

I've got Comcast, and I haven't needed to talk with anyone in Customer Service yet. So I guess that speaks for itself.

So is that Texting during Sex, or having Sex during Texting? And neither of those are actually Sexting.

Speaking of air nailers....

My wife doesn't text during sex, but I was so good last night that I made her lose her place in her book 3 times!

I doubt the state would wait until next year. It seems they would go after a portion of your current wages since they do know where you work. I don't know since I've never not paid them what I owe.

Yeah, the revised law won't be retroactive. But Congress is doing it now so dumb people will think Congress is out to protect the little people.

And some people are wondering about the $3,000,000 (yes, 3 million) that PA paid for the ad campaign. Of course they anticipate getting $190 million from the tax amnesty program.

Man Hole Cover gets me.

Did they bring MONEY????

Yeah, I liked it before they started adding the pictures of those who were dressed up for Halloween. That could have been any store for that matter.

It will probably be like with Exxon. The penalties were so small that Exxon said it was better in their interest to pay the penalties than to pay the judgment claim. When you penalize someone, you have to make sure it's enough to hurt. Obama has made claims that BP is going to pay for this. Another lie. Congress pass lays limiting how much an oil company can be charged for that kind of stuff. Obama was just saying that for those who wanted to here that he was going to make those greedy oil producers pay! Congress is considering changing that law to increase the cap on the amount of

I know for Panama City Beach condo owners that there was a law firm introduced at one of the community meetings to consolidate the damage claims. There is probably little risk that PCB will get the oil that far east. It's more possible that the oil slick will get caught up in the Loop Current and then whip around the tip of Florida and start hitting the beaches on the east coast. They are several plans in place to scatter hay straw to soak up the oil before it hits the beaches that can be cleaned up easily. That would be no more trouble than cleaning the beaches up of seaweed after a stor

At Long Beach Resort in Panama City Beach. It's got 3 master bedrooms with each having direct balacony access and each having it's own bathroom.

I'd offer the same but I'm not having any trouble renting mine in PCB. But if they close the beaches then I'll consider it.

Of course if a good sized hurricane (nothing deadly) came through it might do an much better, quicker job in cleaning up the spill or dispersing it enough to lessen it's impact. The other side of it though (looking for the silver lining in every cloud) with the oily surface to the Gulf, it will make it difficult for hurricanes to maintain their strength which may lessen any hurricanes coming into the LA/MS/AL/FL region in early summer.

I like the one "Why do they call it Tourist Season when it's against the law to shoot them?"

Yes I am. http://www.vrbo.com/284668 They keep talking about the oil slick getting caught in a different stream and making it's way around the tip of Florida and then spoliing the beaches all the way up the east coast - that would include Myrtle Beach.

As far as I know everything is still a go in PCB. I haven't heard of anyone canceling everyone's reservations there. I haven't canceled anyone's reservations either. I did have one lady just freaking out about the oil spill and she canceled on her own and lost over half her money. Another canceled due to her husband having heart surgery. I only have 4 weeks this summer that are still available. I've talked with other owners and people are still making plans to come to PCB - oil or not.

And then the news media will start asking those dam people all those dam questions.