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Especially when they show you who they are... in a porn film.

When did they say they were going to start charging for searches?

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Another one for you... A little guy is sitting at the bar staring at his drink when a large, threateningly leering biker steps up next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig. "Well, watcha' gonna do about it?" he says menacingly, as the little guy bursts into tears. "Come on, man," the biker says, " I didn't think you'd CRY. I can`t stand to see a man crying." "This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy. "I`m a complete failure. I was late to a meeting, and my Boss fired me. "When I went to the parking lot, I found my car stolen and I don't have

Too bad the residents plan to take them to court to stop the expansion. Perhaps Glock should move to Paulding. We'd love to have them here.

People talk about character flaws and then want to support Stout. So many two-faced people talking out of both sides of their heads.

On the PA system: 'Cleanup on aisle 25, we have a husband down.' Rick and Julie are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. Rick picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. 'What do you think you're doing?' asks Julie 'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans' he replies. 'Put them back, we can't afford them' demands Julie, and so they carry on shopping. A few aisles further on along Julie picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket. 'What do you think you're doing?' asks Rick. 'It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies Julie.

Anyone have a light bulb? It's pretty dim out here.

Mine can hold a dozen or so shirts on hangers, pants, and socks. Sometime you can put damp items on the fan to finish with an air dry.

Well, he did say that was the BIGGEST Beaver that he'd ever seen. Sometimes a Big Beaver like that can make a man do all kinds of things that he usually would not do. Shoot, I'd probably do weird things if it was a Small Beaver.

Well the thing about those BIG beavers is that they usually have a nice round tail.

Yeah, treadmills don't have to be fancy to hold your clothes and stuff.

Some friends of ours were getting married and had asked me to play piano and sing a song for them during the ceremony. I didn't want to pull anything during the actual cermony but during the rehearsal, I sang Randy Travis' "On the Other Hand". I'm not too sure many knew the song until I got into the lyrics a ways and I started getting looks and giggles from everyone. "On one hand I count the reasons, I could stay with you And hold you close to me, all night long. So many lover's games, I’d love to play with you On that hand there’s no reason, why it's wrong "But on the other hand, t

European beavers are also known to have more fur. The North American beaver tends to have better hygiene and will often trim itself. It's not as rare in North America to find a beaver that is almost bald.

It's easy to calm a beaver, especially if you give it jewelry. Not sure if it's the gold glitter or what...

We went there and we won't go back.

I loved it when you could go to the movies in Dallas and get a ticket for $4. A Large popcorn and a Large Drink were $4. (And they were making money at that rate) So you'd be out $12 for the movies. That was really doable.

At least it wasn't Paulding county.

I believe it was Subway that used to have a Seafood and Crab sub - but not anymore. It used to be good though. Mellow Mushroom's Italian Hogie was great before they changed it. I asked them about it and they said just make sure to request the old style Italian, but it's not really on the menu - but they'll still make it. As far as pizzas, Stevie B's will make anything that you can come up with and they've got the ingredients.

Is that seafood place, I think on 101 between the railroad tracks and old downtown, any good? Everytime I go by there I see a lot of cars in the parking lot.

Reading a text or email, or reading your GPS instructions is now against the law. Traffic citations are not like other charges where you are presumed innocent. With traffic citations you are guilty and you have to prove your innocence.

Comcast will pretty much match their competition. Same with Scana energy.

You are so FUNNY!

With R&R being a commerce member here you'd think we'd get an answer about the status of their Establishment.

I had heard a rumor at the salon where I took my wife that R&R was closing.