shannonsolomon

I'm eating a cheese and egg sandwich made from one of my free dinner rolls.

mmmmmm......I done found my kids a new daddy!

I'm frightened.

Well, your daughter's being a butthead. If you must drive her get on 278 east go straight until you see airplanes, pull up to the the curb and boot her out, say "Mommy loves you!" then follow the signs out of the airport back to Camp Creek Parkway. It really is easy it's just a fear of driving somewhere unfamiliar. Once you do it it's no big deal. God you gave BIRTH to her where's the gratitude?

Oh.....well, it ummmmm........rhymes?

Hey! what's Guard dad doing in here?!

And please let us know what time to come over and eat it!

Mork from Ork rainbow suspenders.

Bring on the grits!

mood rings and pet rocks.

Nice. Who are the subjects?

I love the Poles! Despite the jokes, they are a very intelligent people.

I'd say but then this would end up in PP.

No. Snuggle fabric softener. like I don't know what Snuggle fabric softener looks like and smells like. Jerks. Got my $2 back that's for sure.

I bought something at big lots in marietta that didn't even have the right product in the bottle.

He said HE"S a private person, not his pee-pee.

Didn't I see this scene in "Urban Cowboy"?!

Wonder if he had to drop the kids off at soccer practice before his big mini-van escape.

I'm SO not going to Douglasville anymore. Or Racetrac.

You. are. a. BUTTHEAD!

They don't shed or poop either!

Ah yes, but getting even can also be very therapeutic. When my ex husband left, he left most of his crap, too. I bagged everything up and put it out on the carport for him to pick up. Never happened even though he had to walk by his pile of crap every time he decided to grace the kids with his presence. Whenever he would piss me off I would take a few things out of the pile and have a nice little bon fire. Eventually, there was nothing left to the pile and my anger dissipated much in the way that the morning dew evaporates with the sun's light. Every once in a while, he would wonder abo

So not falling for that again!

And she looks fat in that pants suit.

Sounds like Savannah needs a better agent!