NumberCruncher

DO NOT look under the tables.

friday am to sunday afternoon is roughly 55 hours. $5 an hour comes out to 275.00

we actually went to see that in the theatre on thanksgiving weekend.

haven't seen it yet. i'm torn. hate romantic comedies/love sandra bullock. may watch it myself sometime on DVR, but won't make it a "movie night must". (i know someone who'll breathe a sigh of relief when he reads this)

i have a new mission in life.

i used to agree with galinemanswife. then i sniffed the neck of a man wearing grey flannel, and absolutely melted.

i sat next to two frat guys (chip and clark) on a flight from birmingham to vegas last spring. very last row. it was totally like being in the back seat of the bus. these guys were pregaming before we ever left the gate. and watched porn on the computer for the whole flight. yes, this was also the flight we were nearly kicked off of because of the "pig flu" incident. best 2 hour layover i ever had.

i don't know where your street is, but we have water here in east paulding.

grilled cheese.

heard the sirens. not sure what's going on.

each person only gets 4 clicks a day. 2 positive, 2 negative.

just trade it before you come home

i WISH scallinis had worked for my BFF. what a bitchy preggo she was. but diner was fun and we took great pics. so the night wasn't a total waste. ps. it was also summer solstice. and a full moon. none of that crap worked in our favor. oh, and i vote the 15th. 7 pounds 3 ounces. no penis.

agreed. boxes wifout service are totally useless.

oh, just wait til the rest of the leg humpers get here. it'll be a bashfest for sure then!

i don't know that i coudl willingly give up cable/internet/cell phone. as silly as it seems, they've gone from 'luxury' status to 'necessity' stauts. i could give up hair and nail appts pretty easily. i just started having them. i'd look like crap for a while until i bleached my hair back out with clairol and took my polish off. but hey, i walked around looking thrown away for the past 10 years anyway. cigarettes, scratch off's and diet coke are my morning routine stop at the qwik mart. i could prolly live without two of the three in almost any combination. but to give up all of them w

good to see ya darlin'!

stop it right now!!!!! if my husband finds out that he can hook the tv up to the big screen, i will never have another moments peace!!!!! just hush!!!!! don't you people realize that this is the equivalent to teaching kids how to make pipe bombs over the internet!!!! and oh, hey ed.

i think i may just hold out for ATT Uverse to become available in my area. my head hurts and i can't breathe. better to pay the extra to comcast than to have all the anxiety over where to stick a dish. and a box. and how many boxes. and is hd extra. and are there surprise fees. and will i still get free porn on tuesdays. it's too much for me to handle right now.

when you do get the new ones in...make her take them out twice a week and soak them in a capful of peroxide overnight.make sure you clean her ears at the same time. with peroxide and a cotton ball. push forward on the back of her earlobe to open the hole slightly, make sure the peroxide gets down inside the hole. dab her earlobes with a tiny bit of neosporin on a qtip, front and back, when you put her earrings back in. have her twist the earring a few times a day to keep the skin from adhering to the post. that's all i can think of right now.

it's not customer service so much that i object to. it's the whole concept behind new customers getting one rate, and long time loyal customers having to pay much more. pisses me off.

yes. yes i do.

how long did she wear the trainers? warning: you may hear a small 'pop' when you put the news ones in. she won't die.

you tempt me woman (to play the rhyming game)

you shut the hell up! your presence is required if i'm gonna get all 'elaborate' again this year.