NumberCruncher

I realize that I'm an assaholic idiot, but how the hell do you laugh at a dead person? and whats cruel about juice? how was that comment laughing at anyone?

a link to the thread has been posted. why call out lppt to make a statement for you?

I ate pop tarts. in bed. blueberry. frosted.

crap. I bought in to the drama. oh well, maybe the op will start a cremation thread soon. I have a REALLY funny story about that!!!

my sister committed suicide. her daughter lives with me. we use humor all the time to deal. with suicide, cancer, herpes, sunburn. we joke about all sorts of terrible things, as a way of coping. crying and being solemn all the time sucks ass. I'm sure people (especially dgitw) think we are horrible. but, we do what we gotta do to get by.

is this all making a joke is anymore? an opportunity to have judgment passed?

textsfromlastnight and tuckermax.com

shhh! pillow talk is not for the whole board to read......

pfft. this year? I just wanna sleep through it. at someone elses house.

appropriate is sooooooo boring.

the world would surely end. and the masses would cry 'foul play' and ask for pubbys head on a platter.

your lack of capitalization and the use of the above phrase disturbs me, just a lil bit..........

sadly, I cant remember the last time I started a thread. look at me or not. I'm sure I could look it up, but I'm guessing you already have. share with the class?

just like a man.......dirty clothes go in the effing hamper!!!!

panties are the debil.

and...buckle your seatbelt.

double tap!

ugh. you cant have it both ways. either the only way to get into heaven is to invite jesus into your heart to be your personal lord and savior, and or be baptized, and or do good works, and or not eat pork, and or have a bunch of folks pray you in whilst your on your deathbed. or dogs can go. which really sucks for the blind or handicapable folk who rely on service dogs. I'm just gonna be a zombie. they don't have such rules about dogs. or baptisms.

well, this is crap. if all dogs have souls, then all cats do too. and monkeys. and I hate monkeys. worse than I hate antique furniture. I hope they both go to hell. but, where would that leave the dogs????? also. remember cujo.

oh, the irony.

what a waste of a "look at me thread" the op should take more lessons from gipper girl or dumbestgirlintheworld. all dogs go to heaven. duh.

puh-leeze. lets not forget how you acted when that small dog came to sleep over.... YOU LOVE IT!!!!!!!! and Scarlett? jsyk.....regal beagle sells sweater, hoodies, and jackets in size xxsmall.....

awwww! is that the little feller who's family couldn't/wouldn't identify him? he's precious.

I've not watched it this season. but your title reminded me of a funny video. go google 'like a boss'

why does no one seem to respect the 'dibs' rule anymore???