NumberCruncher

I don't think I could be intimate with someone I wasn't physically attracted to, to some degree. I don't think I could stay married to someone I couldn't be intimate with. in the 8 years my husband and I have been together, I've gained and lost weight..and then gained a bit of it back. thank god I'm so pretty.

Install? Wtf.....unwrap.

Shoulder surgery, a month off work and a few lil things to install. I can't say here....he reads all of his girlfriend's topics.

why is Walmart responsible for poor life choices? if Walmart paid 12 an hour for menial labor, secretaries who are already making 12, and feeling pretty good about making 4 bucks above minimum wage, would suddenly be equal to the check out girl with purple hair and 6 kids. what did you think would happen then? secretaries everywhere would begin to demand 15 an hour. and then the skilled tech workers making 15 would demand 17. and so on and so forth. Walmart pays what the position is worth. as should every employer.

surely to god someone will be knocked up in time for us to duct tape a newborn in the manger. my money's on dumbassgirl. <3

bitch. I'll carry the Frankenstein.

ooooh! card board cutouts of the nativity! we can all stick our heads through the holes! jeenyus.

dood, get in the manger!!!

I've gotten one so far. from my bestie. thinking I might start sending them out next year, but it's a bit hard to get my whole family together for a pic. maybe I can snap random photos throughout the year and photoshop everyone piled in a manger? I think that would be great!

I understand making the choice to not answer the door. what I'm interested in is the scam that being run by the girls mentioned above, and/or their company. would love to hear details.

I only go to chiropractors for reasonable things, like having my bones cracked.

I've bought books and magazines from the door to door folks in the past. received my books and magazines in a timely manner, and was only charged for the amounts I approved. what about these two girls screams scam?

well, if there are any photos of a fake wedding on a tropical island in that pile, i know who they belong to!!!

12. Do not get out of your vehicle if the power goes out while you're in the carwash. It will come back on quicker than you can save yourself. Also. I love marines.

i've learned my lesson about 'sharing' with a hairstylist, nail tech, bartender. i'll tell 'em how i want it cut, what color i want 'em painted, or that i need a cold beer. other than that? i ain't got much to say. they tend to be a gossipy bunch.

my clients are absolute professionals. i don't have a shred of personal or tacky information to share about them.

things remembered at the mall may have one. according to wfal....

for reals though, this weekend is no good for me...the old man still can't be left alone for extended periods of time, and I'm exhausted from a two week long contract negotiation from hell. but...if you wanna go for dinner or something next weekend, hit me up. I'm sure I can think of some non corrupting stuff we can do.

low birthweight is a plus in my book. 10 pounders will WRECK a vagina.

yeah. I don't believe much in coddling.

good. she is smart. also, cake is a must for any gathering of 4 or more people. as are bb guns and silly string.

meh. we could always get all gussied up and go hang out at the Phoenix. I promise we won't be the oddest people there.

honey, have you forgotten how you got pregnant? go do that some more. not like there are a whole lot of repercussions now...

i got written up at work a few years ago for this kind of crap. someone in our California offce sent out a dire warning about microwaving plastic, to everyone on the employee list. thousands of people. my reply to all? a link to the article on snope, debunking the hype, and a note that said "google is not your only friend". not very well received by the masses.