smitty

Merry Christmas, PCOM.

It's been a long time. I'm just droppin' in to wish everyone a merry Christmas!

Very sorry to hear that.

Same thangs potted meat is made of: peckers and snouts. Seriously though: why is the McRib cycled on and off the menu? It's because there's very little scrap left over after a hawg is butcher'd. It takes a year or two of savin' up 'em scraps to have enough to make a mill run of sammiches.

Use synthedic oh-ul'n'I change it ever yeer wuther its needed 'r not. I use moe-bile 1 'cause of 'er commercials.

The rich get richer.

I remember being hunched over drafting table when a German friend of mine came by to say hi. Just as he walked up I was converting yet another drawing dimension to metric and I growled "Fugking metrication!", and he replied, "You're saying it wrong" "What?" "Yea, you're saying it wrong: it's 'metri-fug-kation' not 'fugking metri-kation'.

I wrote a short story about the '82 one--can't find it to post. I broke my leg while in redneck rapture.

Liquor Toilet paper

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I left work early yesterday, because I could mainly, but also because I knew better. After getting home I spent the rest of the daylight hours rescuing neighbors' kids from school and daycare. I wuzza he-row. I didn't get stuck in the chaos; I used the tunnels.

...Institutions' natural reaction to a society, that because of [another topic] has to levy the criminal/civil justice system firstly instead of lastly. Zero tolerance--actually zero thinking--is the cool name we've given to the policy evolving in reaction to this heinous development. Zero thinking is actually that: it's a policy that doesn't allow [teachers etc.] to apply logic and knowledge to individuals' disciplinary reactions because a jury in a lawsuit might not agree with that reaction. Allowing a teacher to actually think exposes the institution to liability and litigation. So,

Freakin' Siri...Is there a Siri-redneck app? Anyway: It's been back own fur a while.

We ain't got no pear.

They reflect NOAA data which is right or wrong, have methods in use that are reviewed by a peer association--that produce accurate or not forecasts--or, forecasters face liability. Note that at th moment of this posting the valuable "Hourly Weather Graph" link associated with the attached NOAA link, is unavailable--not even shown for this area. Hummm. ....Changing it?

You might have valves inside that shut the water off to the outside faucets. Shut off those valves and then open the outside faucets to drain. Close outside faucets after they drain...or remember they're open before re-opening the indoor valves.

A lack of meaningful voter qualification is the greatest danger any Republic can ever face. The demographics don't lie. The numerous and growing beggars are calling the shots. It ain't rocket science.

Ho' made pizza!

So sayeth Stilgar, "Usul, we have snow sign the likes that giraffes at the zoo will be bucking to fart."

<fleas> Yes! Oh hells yes! </fleas> Seriously: check them very-very well for fleas before bringing them in. If they're outside-all-the-time mamminals, and not professionally treated, they almost certainly have fleas. Y'all don't wont fleez.

...Speshly young folks who ain't driven in cold weather yet and maybe drivin' a o' car. Had a leak for a while 'n' been add'n water and no anne freeze wiff it? P.S. GB will be around shortly an' translate this message to good english for everbody.

...If you know exactly what you want before hand, know that they have it before leaving the house and can actually find one you get there. It seems sometimes they hide things from customers.

I felt it yesterdee too. Around noon.

Also get him four magazines and 1/2-case ammo (500 shots = 1/2 case) and he'll scheiße his lederhosen.

<ssssssnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiifffffffff> Don't y'all just love the smell of First-World problems in the...well.....3 minutes past noon?