CitizenCain

Having a lot of money can be such a burden.

Does Jared know about this ?

Ikea monkey won't be going home for the holidays after judge orders the primate to stay in a sanctuary http://www.nydailyne...ticle-1.1226783

Now that you mention it, It would also have the added benefit of a certain amount of revenge on your executioner's. Due to the fact that most people loose all control of their bowls during the execution.

Now if somebody will just help them pay their December electric bill !!

Shocking new study finds the Government is contributing to bad eating habits of Death Row prisoners ! ALBANY, N.Y. -- On death row, last meals tend to be high in calories and heavy on meat. No surprise: Many last meal requests are tasty but unhealthy. More than two-thirds of the condemned ordered fried foods, mostly french fries, and they ordered dessert at about the same rate. Inmates were five times more likely to request soda than milk. http://www.huffingto..._n_1839009.html

That's funny if you live in a city we call it Welfare but if you live on an 1000 acre farm it's called a farm bill.

Probably not I just like getting you all riled-up .

THAT'S RIGHT IT'S PEOPLE WITH GUNS THAT KILL PEOPLE.

Come on over, I just got back from Walgreens with a family size jar of Vaseline.

Welcome to the Homeland Security watch list.

You should get your own sign. You could put next to that 20 ft. flag pole in the front yard with the confederate flag and it would go nicely with the corrugated tin that's covering up the wheels on your house.

And once they get tired of pouring milk down the drain the prices will come back down.

I thought this was going to be about John Boehner.

I'm not so sure. The high cost of cigarettes has been credited with fewer teens picking up the habit.

Give them little AR15's that'll stop this.

OH NO !!!!

And how about those speed limit signs they aren't stopping people from speeding so lets get rid of them too !

I'm having a tough time typing on mine.

A new tax on tanning salons is just around the corner, add that to a more expensive Mountain dew and what do we have left to live for !

I'm not interested in raising my debt limit, but I would like to be able to print my own money like the Fed does.

Last year I bought a 3 door Maytag with the freezer on the bottom have to say I'm not that thrilled about it. When you pull open the freezer all the cold air escapes into the kitchen. It's kind of like taking everything out of the freezer to get to the pizza, if that makes any sense. A middle drawer might be nice though.

"They're trying to confiscate our guns," said Dent Myers, 81, who wore a pistol on his hip and a red beret at his Wildman's Civil War Surplus and Herb Shop.

No problem bro.

Ok if "Tactical Rife" float's your boat better.