one year I wore a blue shirt that I had glued clumps of cotton balls all over.
I carried a spray bottle of water with me and when some one asked me what I was I said "Partly cloudy with a chance of showers" and squirted them with the water bottle.
HECK!
I discussed MY BUTT CRACK on a public message board!
Not to mention the butt cracks of my niece, my sister, my daughter, and quite possibly my mother!