cookies are sweet

I may have mentioned that my wife is a smart lady, she has obviously decided that the best defense is a good offence. Somehow this has been turned on me and now she is saying that I only want my mother's cooking and don't like her cooking. "I made the turkey and stuffing and you didn't eat one bite of either yesterday!" I explained that I was well aware that all of the turkey and stuffing that was left would be coming home with us and that since I planned on having turkey sandwiches and stuffing for as long as it lasts, I wanted to eat the stuff yesterday that I would not be able to eat for

No, it doesn't have anything to due with Kate Micucci or Garfunkel & Oates, this is about something a lot more serious. Yesterday, as we all know, was Thanksgiving Day. Like many people around the country, we went to my mother's house to eat. My mother as usual cooked up all the good southern vegetables, fresh vegetables from her family's gardens. We had sweet potato casserole, fresh corn, squash casserole, good dressing, ham and other stuff. As usual, I was looking forward to eating all that again today from the leftovers that I have brought home since the 1st Thanksgiving I had afte

Grandkid fixed it for me.

Hattie McDaniel as Mammy steals the movie! I guess that is why she won the Oscar.

Brining, braining, whatever it's called and/or spelled. It was my job and I got it done!

Outside of eating that is. "As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly" You can get anything you want at Alice's restaurant.

Not yet, but we now have a new bag. The wife says she didn't do anything with the flour, so I can only presume it is the work of those same people that often break in and move my stuff from where I know it is, to strange places that I would never think of putting it. We know that there are people who do this because I put something in a specific place and then when I go to retrieve it, it is no longer there. When I ask the wife about it, she always says, "I never touched it. I haven't seen it." Later, after whatever I am looking for is no longer needed, she or I will find the lost item in a

I have discovered that there are many stores open today, today, Thanksgiving Day! What has happened to us that we cannot make it through ONE day without having to go shopping? What about those poor people who have to work on this day for giving thanks and spending time with family? Not too long ago, the stores were either closed on Wednesdays, or at least closed at noon. And Sundays, why nothing was opened on Sundays (not even gas stations), people spent that day in church and with their families or just took it as a day of rest with or without their family. We knew when stores would be o

Well I sure ain't clicking it now.

Dito

Now I need pressure washing........... Dang girl, what kind of mud have you been playing in?

Apparently we are still learning about 4-way stops.

I always dig mine out before they are big enough to beat me up.

Now that is funny.

Tell the ex I said hello, she is the Queen of Crazy Land.

That is the nature of Walmart, everywhere. It will take more transplants before we get some "nice" restaurants. Don't get mad at me native Paulding county people, it is just the truth. That is why we have soooo many BBQ places, but yet no really good or none at all, Italian, Chinese, Mexican, Greek, Chinese Soup Bowl, Indian, Lebanese, Jewish, Irish or any other ethnic food. Heck, we should have a great locally owned steak place (although I hear the Pizza Farm is good) or good soup & salad type place. We had a perfectly good, locally owned, Cajun restaurant here, fantastic fresh shri

But that is understandable given that it was all rigged. :sarcasm: (for those who don't know it)

Or whatever they are calling shopping on Thanksgiving. These people have really found out how to get the bargains. Just listen to the little ditty they are singing. Loot all night, Sleep all day, I hope this lasts, Till I get my Christmaaaas. Loot all night, Sleep all day, That is the, Welfare way. Loot all night, Sleep all day I hope this lasts, Till I get my Christmaaaas. Loot all night, Sleep all day, Shut down highways, Just because I say. Loot all night, Sleep all day I hope this lasts, Till I get my Christmaaaas.

Pubby, I have said this before, you and my wife have a lot in common, you both give me a headache at times. But I love you both. (OK, I love the wife, I just like you a lot )

Now that's funny!

plus it misspells words

Nooo, we're the ones living in the twilight zone. Who would have ever thought there would come a day that wrong could be considrted right and right could be considered wrong? Now that is the twilight zone.

I been messing with it while I've been cooking thw braining formula. I got a big clock, but no numbers of the plus mark that gives me weather. This smart phone ain't to smart.

my 6 year old granddaughter is coming up tonight, I think I'll let her fix it

That you are not eating any of our Thanksgiving turkey tomorrow. The wife put me in charge of the "brianing". I never heard of "brianing" a turkey before, but apparently, it requires my cooking some stuff and doing some stuff to the turkey and putting in a big bucket with this stuff. She left me directions, but I am already in trouble because on of the first things I am supposed to do is chop up two onions roughly. Does that mean I beat them up as I chop them up? Call the onions names? Oh crap, where is the clowns head to place my order in??