cookies are sweet

When y'all get sick and tired of yelling at your phones, Stradial's Rehab, Bar and Funeral Parlor is now open. We accept all forms of payment and insurance. (as long as all of those payment forms are US currency, as far as insurance we do take insurance from all companies) (oops, that should read: as far as insurance we do not take insurance from all any companies) So when the Crush gets to much, come on down to Stradial's Rehab, Bar and Funeral Parlor and release your tensions by getting drunk and attending the funeral of someone you don't know. (Don't worry about crashing the funer

It looks like even the beer has changed. What ever happened to PBR, Schlitz, Bud, Miller, Old Milwaukee or if you wanted to get fancy Michelob?

In other words, "You're gassed!'

Fife, it's Barney Fife. Already been at the Medicine Man's elixir this morning?

I my day kids pointed their index fingers at each other and went "bang, your dead", "no, I shot first, your dead" and things like that. Now days kids point their middle finger at everyone and say....you know what they say. I can promise that I never considered a finger "gun" anything but playing. I "shoot" the wife at least once a month with my finger "gun", I shoot myself at least twice a month with my finger "gun" and I try the TV remote mute button on the wife at least once a week. None of those things mean or do anything. (ok, sometimes the wife catches me using the mute button on

That's the problem with these kids today. I was in a bar not long ago and they were ordering something called an Apple Martini, they called it an Appletini and these were "men". One of them told me that they now have flavored Vodkas. FLAVORED VODKAS?? Again, these were "men". What's the world coming to?? A vodka martini, shaken not stirred, was good enough for James Bond and it should be good enough now. You never saw the "Chairman of the Board" drinking flavored vodka, Jack and Coke was his drink. And Bogie, Bogie was a Scotch drinker, whatever happened to scotch on the rocks?

You just did say something about it. I understand, I have reached the age that my grandfather was at when he said something I thought was really strange. I now know what he meant. He mentioned a street in Smyrna that had recently changed names, he called it by the old name, Love Street. I told him that they had changed the name to Spring St. He then said, "They can change the names all they want to, I'm not learning any more new names." I now understand what he meant, I'm done learning the "new" street names. Even if they ever name one after me. (not sure why they would, but just sa

I agree, it's a sickness. Hi, my name is Rockysmom and I am a Crush addict. Hi Rockysmom! Sounds like we got enough people right here on pcom to start a treatment center.

What's my ex got to do with this?

According to my wife, white men have been living high on the hog and screwing it up for everybody else. I asked her why wasn't I living high on the hog then. She told me I was just part of the screwing it up side. Edited: I left out the word up

And what was wrong with what happened at Hiroshima?

Like I said, this kind if stuff doesn't bother me. Just don't complain when others do the same thing you do. For example, if there was a White Miss America contest, would we hear complaints? Would it as pubby said, have the perception of being racist? Again, I am a big believer that if you want to start a club or event and only allow one armed killers, who only murder doctor's wives, in it, I say go for it. Just don't complain when some starts a club or event that only allows two armed killers, who only murder doctor's wives, in it.

My son cast his 1st presidential vote for Obama. My response to him was; "That's ok son, my 1st presidential vote was for Jimmy Carter. Most of us screw up the first time."

While I am happy for the wife that she quit smoking, it's been several years. She wasn't as much of a smoker as she thinks. When I told her that, she said that she smoked several packs a week. I said, No, you burned several packs a week. You only smoked a maybe a pack.

I had no clue what it was, I just figured with a name like Candy Crush it was a girls game. Yep, I profiled.

You really need to get past this tip toeing around and start saying how you really feel about things.

Any cupcakes?

I understand, I myself have been know to watch......just you never mind what I watch.

I wasn't even going to open this thread until I saw that mrnn had posted. Someone take away his man card.

I have no problem with it, just as I have no problem with other organizations or events that are racially exclusive. Miss Black USA, Miss Black America quickly come to mind. That said, I have always thought that organizations or events such as these that exclude others, miss a lot. But I support their right to have them.

Some of us are not just political opponents. Hope the doggie is doing ok.

I have a host of friends. A host of friends.

I wish I was 33 or 34. (back to your regularly scheduled discussion)

I was just making fun of the commercial.