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  1. I know I feel like I have been bombed since I pasted 50.
  2. Not only a how to tip, but technical terms used as well.
  3. My mouse has a little rolly button thingy, if I roll it towards me, it moves the page down, if I roll it away from me, it moves the page up. No charge for the lesson on how to use a mouse rolly button thingy.
  4. Here they are singing about the same woman, two years apart. WARNING: Language (but funny)
  5. Remember, I was young when I learned these. Today, I would say; Ich muss aufstehen und wieder pinkeln.
  6. I actually did take 2 years of German. I remember a few phrases and words that I thought might come in handy. Willst du mit mir schlafen? Nicht schiesen.
  7. Why do other states have so many cities/towns named after OUR cities/towns? Don'y make me come over there! (till the pool is ready)
  8. Look. I don't even speak english, much less french. I speak southern and sometimes I'm not to good at that. Just be happy I got it somewhat correct and move on.
  9. Vive la France! La devise française J'habite à fuir!
  10. My response to all things military is, nuke 'em till they glow. (is that what is called reactionary?)
  11. They need to check under the bed. I find a lot of stuff I've lost under there. Found a neighbor's husband under there back when I was married to the ex, the neighbor's wife had lost him.
  12. Tracking chip. You thought it was a flu shot, didn't you?
  13. You can have the dog now. We deliver.
  14. #6 Buying a million dollar accidental death insurance policy on the wife and then yelling; "Yes! In two weeks the b***** will be dead and I will be rich and free!"
  15. Happy Birthday. Welcome to this side of the hill.
  16. It is what I use to make coffee with. Surely you have seen Mr. Coffee's, the are the latest in coffee makers.
  17. I have to go to bed now. Old people and all, you know. Someone get my walker! :dangkids..alwaysmovingmywalker:
  18. Ohhhh, I have a feeling (based on past experiences and recent events) to think that the basement may be a good thing. I hope I am wrong, but Friday the 13th's have not been good to me. (and I have yet to do anything to them)
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