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I had to make two trips down there yesterday. Not planning any today. If that changes I'll give you a call.

If you ever need to get rid of a stray cat around the house just borrow someone's stuffed bobcat.

Hey Jet. Do you call coyotes? I have an ample supply of them and I have always wanted to try that.

Homemade apple brandy mixed about 50/50 with honey. Saved my life when I was a kid.

To have as much fun as I had in 2011.

My old uncle told a Paulding deputy "I almost stopped", the deputy said "I almost didn't write you this ticket."

He is. But I find him funny. But hey, I also think Larry the Cable Guy is funny too.

You will probably be getting a letter from a local attorney that will handle your case. They saved my wife a lot of money and points when she blew through Valdosta in her Jag a few years ago. They will usually enter a no lo plea.

He has made a few million $ being "unfunny". Scooter.

I couldn't care less about the deer. They are more of a nuisance to me than the coyotes. But my neighbors still raise cattle and the coyotes kill the newborn calves. This effects their profit, which has an effect on the price of beef.

If the guy in the Dodge pick up reads this, I would like to know what you have done to that Cummins Turbo. It had a great sound when you pulled out. Wasn't impressed that you hauled ass and left the girl sitting in her Tahoe trying to find her keys, but the truck did sound bad.

I don't wear stockings, but if I did, I wouldn't let Santa put anything in them. He's a freak.

Wasn't her. This was a younger blonde with her hair in a white trash bun.

My property backs up to some property that was half way developed but not completed. Sorry, can't give my location.

I had the same problem with the posted signs at my lake. I asked the idiot if I had to put up a sign so he would know it wasn't his. He proceeded to tell me that he knew a detective at PCSO. I asked him if he wanted to get to know Sam Clark. He told me he was a vet. I told him he should know better than to trespass.

Did they get hit by an ACME anvil? Will they come back to life and walk like an acordian?

Must be the economy. If you can't afford a motel, you can't afford a girlfriend.

I just shuffled through the game on the DVR. It wasn't amazing. I mean crap, Houston's third string quarterback beat this team.

This just happened 15 minutes before I posted it. It was light outside. Guess I screwed up their nooner.

Last summer a guy had his woman on the tailgate of his pick up.

Turner is about done. Roddy is red hot or ice cold. Gonzales is rock solid dependable, but he is getting old (in NFL terms) and it only takes 10 throws to him and even the Saints figure it out. Julio is a rookie and it shows. The real problem is (and has been forever) the defensive backfield. Brees is good, but who didn't know he was going for a record last night? Hell, I thought he was going to get it in the 1st quarter.

Find yourselves a new place to cheat on your spouses. And for crying out loud, fix your damn hair.

Sears Kenmore. Go to the liquidation center in Tucker.

Brees is an excellent quarterback and the Saints look like Super Bowl champs to me. They will eat Green Bay's defense alive. And BTW, I am positive that the Falcons S-U-C-K!