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Q: Who was here first. The Pilgrims or Indians? A: The Indians. They had Reservations HAPPY TURKEY DAY to my fellow Turkeys

I'll bet she didn't feel as good as we did when we presented that VW Bug to our wonderful daughter.... ...and for us it was REAL money, not a drop out of a fortune that we'd never spend in 10 lifetimes.

Not all, but my relationship with the ones that I am acquainted with is limited to making sure they don't get out of one particular facility.

If that were the case, she'd be taking it herself.

Why not? They all smoke.

I am, she's not and she does have the "dumb ass fake flower". I took it in for service one day and laid the flower on the passgener seat. The guy that came to move the car saw the flower and asked if I had a problem driving around with the flower. I told him I liked driving the car, but was not prepared to give up my "man card" just yet.

Probably, but I'm sure the smokers clocked out when they stepped outside for a drag.

My daughter has a tubo and loves it. It's a fantastic little car that I even enjoy driving when I get the chance. I like the looks of the new design. She showed it to me a few days ago and I think it's SHARP!

Who in the world has time to ride a bike. I'm doing good if I have time to fix what needs fixing at home. Hey bikers. PAINT YOUR HOUSE and clean up your yard! It looks like Sanford and Son.

[soapbox] You just pushed one of my buttons....sick leave abuse I've told and told and told people it's not in their best interest to abuse sick leave. A couple of reasons. 1. If you have sick leave that accunulates and you happen to have a brain, save it for when you REALLY NEED IT. It's especially important as you get older, but there is nothing to say that you can't break a leg away from work. Worker's Comp isn't any good to you under those circumstances. 2. Don't gripe about not being promoted or moving to a more "interesting" or coveted position if supervision can not cou

I should be getting "Worth Dying For" by Lee Child for Christmas and I can't wait.

Ah...yes indeed!!! Go Halcones!!!

Really?....I mean, Really? Something tells me that a majority of those who have posted have never committed felony vandalism, detected or non-dectected. Maybe your post was just a joke. I would hope so anyway. BTW, Sheriff Taylor should have thrown Earnest T under the jail long ago. But now that I've heard Andy Griffith talk on those ridiculous health care commercials, I have concluded that he's a bit delusional.

well, that explains it. Not local enough

That is cool! If nothing else. maybe they could start with invisibility bags that some desperately need to slip over their ugly heads.

Do they live in Dallas?

For me it will be Dim Friday as I cut the lights down in the man cave to watch a movie. I'd rather be shot by a firing squad than to go ANYWHERE on Black Friday. I can understand though....it would drive me to drink if I went shopping.

Don't have to worry about me driving the price up. I can't even pronounce it.

It's a scientific fact that nude flights save fuel costs. Do the math.

It's just a fact of life that there is a JAFO in every crowd. Now, would you please pass the turkey.

We just turn ours on a couple of hours ahead of time to take the chill off. I just turn my side off when I lay down. Of course, that's only half the week when I sleep at night. This is my appearance during the work days nights. Now the dogs couldn't be pulled off the bed with a tow truck.

I agree 100%. Until my schedule got changed, I did cardio at least 3 to 4 times per week. I had done so for several years and don't recall having one single cold during that time. I've heard some say that the whole reason you have a fever is to fight off the cause of a person being sick. If you think about it, a good cardio workout will heat a person up similar to having a fever. I don't think it's a coincidence.

I'm just messin', you know

dat would splain it all

You can get there going that direction, just burns more fuel. No body ever claimed she had a good sense of direction.