EagleWings

How about this approach when they knock at the door............. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nx3-sxhewlo

What are you going to do, show him a picture of my mother in law? I didn't know you wanted to kill him............

Roads are blocked at Polk Ave and 61. Helicopters, State Patrol, City, etc.....Anyone know? Scanner is sketchy at best.

That is about the most tacky thing I have ever seen someone post here. You should be embarrassed and your post removed. Me too. You can't ever get enough reminders of where this country shouldn't go. Keep the faith.

I wish obama would back any democrat here in the county. It would be a sure victory for the right.

Man, this makes me want to go...............

Sharon must have run out of money.

Well Sharon is suspect #1 whether she likes it or not. Is there an insurance policy the cops need to look at?

shot

Didn't you all hear? Dora is "the explorer without borders"...........

Can channel 2 cover themselves any better? On the link you'll notice in the center that the 3 day forecast icons are thunderstorms. The 5 day forecast doesn't even mention rain for Saturday and Sunday. So which is it? Channel 2 weather will now be called CYA weather. Severe Weather Team 2 Karen Minton, AMS Certified Meteorologist, morning and noon. Meteorologist Profile From Meteorologist Karen Minton: Showers and thunderstorms are moving through this morning. Today: Showers and thunderstorms likely, 70% chance. highs near 80. Saturday: Partly cloudy af

It's 12:04 and I am sitting on my front porch in a rocking chair listening to rain fall among the leaves. The water is streaming down the gutters and across the sidewalk. The wind rustling the wet leaves makes a unique sound as the level of rain changes every other minute. It's dark and nobody is up to disturb you. Oooooo......a little thunder decides to enter into the picture. A cool night with a slight wind completes the night air.

barked

I'm curious, what does this mean?

Wow, once you retired you got in to alot of different "activities". Hope that went well.

As our dearly departed Lewis Grizzard would have said...........

grind

I don't know if the joke should say: "You might be a redneck..." or "We were soooooo poor......" or "My father was soooo cheap......"

We weren't well off by no means when I was a child and maybe that is the reason for some buried memories but this one made me laugh. I just finished putting the last "chalky" type peppermint in my mouth and my wife walked in my office wanting one. I offered her mine but she refused.......(anyway)..........we laughed and I remembered as a child, my dad picking us up from school and he had gum in his mouth. The next thought of course was "Hey, you got any gum" and I can remember my dad giving us his gum to chew on. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. And we took it. Were we that bad off that we couldn't affo

THE DIFFERENCE IF YOU MARRY A SOUTHERN GIRL The first man married a woman from OHIO . He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away. The second man married a woman from MAINE . He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table. T

gin

This wasn't that dude on Spencer for Hire years ago, was it? Oh wait, he was bald headed.......

galley

Nope. EVERYONE sees it.