**Bren**

I was almost attacked by giant nasty turkey vulture bird thingies !! I walked out on the back porch and one was on the roof and another flew over my head. I apologise to my neighbors for screaming like a banshee and throwing deck chairs but I thought I was gonna die I now am in need of an air soft gun thingy to protect myself and my 5lb dog. My husband said they will get him, please tell me he is just messing with me.

ribs, taters n' onions, baked beans and some chocolate thingie the kids made

english please

did I miss something

zombie mouse

I think we're gonna make it

I have zero milk, zero eggs, and no bread. We may not survive

oh that Mrs. Lulu is the

luv it, poor Boss

::toottoot:: Good for you!! I don't know you personally (however I will be stalking you at the ballfields ) but I am very proud of you and have really enjoyed hearing all the wonderful things happening with your books. If I were you I would be tooting my horn all the time, so congrats!!

well dang, you shoulda put fuuu-sha

ahh, I can't even pronounce that word couldn't we start with a word thats the color of the sky

nawww, the acoustics in the Dodge are really great. Just ask the kids, they love it when I sing Bohemian Rhapsody

you know, nobody can sing as good as i can(in my truck )

funny!!

well, that one Doritos commercial was good.

shoot'em, shoot'em

you know I love you right

when I was pregnant with #1 son I craved Pond's cold cream. I wanted it soooo bad, I never tried it though, it was just so weird that I wanted it like that.

you should buy a membership so you can play in the tonk!!

so you think baseball practice for tonight is gonna be cancelled??