NumberCruncher

Herpes. All over my living room.

Glitter. Glitter is not in the least bit romantic. Every year, my mother sends me a red envelope full of herpes for valentines day. I will still be vacuuming this shiit up when she sends the next envelope full at Xmas. I love the woman, but....DAMMIT MOM!!!!! When my wife gets home, she will undoubtedly assume there were strippers, again.

i blew it at christmas. this is my opportunity to make it up to her.

this year, i went a little overboard.

My undying gratitude....

The only thing I've cooked is a cobbler. MD made croissants stuffed with sausage and cheese for breakfast at about noon. I've been hitting the snack cabinet pretty hard. Not real food. I think I may go bake a frozen pizza....

Yep. Impounded.

Around? I live on the property. lol

I am systematically working my way through the kitchen, eating everything I can get my hands on. And chain smoking. Ugh. What a disgusting hog I am.

Felicia is a girly girl. She wants flowers and candy and jewelry and perfume....and a huge public spectacle to be made. She works on Friday nights, so I'll show up with all of the above. Why not indulge her? Hearing her squeal and laugh and seeing her prance around will be gift enough for me. MD, on the other hand, is not so easy to please. I'm sure I'll have to pull some obscure motorcycle part out of my ass to make him smile.

I'm nit watching the news or looking outside anymore. We made all of our preparations yesterday and the day before so we're kicking back in our jogging pants today. Walking dead marathon courtesy of Netflix, all the way from the beginning since MD and our dispatcher who spent the night have never seen any episodes. The day shift has got it covered until midnight so we can probably get through seasons one and two before we gotta suit up and start runnin the roads.

Socks. Socks also warm toes.

No alcohol for me. Hot chocolate does just fine.

Done did!!!

Our power just flickered. The tv went out and we all panicked. We will certainly die of boredom well before we freeze to death.

My toilet is still functional, so I'm good.

We didn't get a single call last night. The roads must not be too bad around Cobb/Smyrna. I went to bed at 10, after packing the truck with everything but the kitchen sink, in preparation for things to get rough after midnight or so. Guess I'll go ahead and do my day job since we still have power....

I hope you have a lovely and romantic get away!!!

You are amazing!!!!! I don't have many resources to offer. But if anyone gets stranded in the windy hill/Atlanta rd area, give me a holler. The wrecker is only running police calls, but folks are welcome to take refuge at the house if need be.

Love it!!! We are bored to tears. Apparently everyone is staying off the roads tonight. Thanks for giving me a much needed laugh.

Get baby wipes. We are gonna be some stinky butts if we don't have hot water for more than a few days!!!

the ol man mentioned valentine shopping today. i looked at him like he was crazy. if he can't figure out how to stop at a CVS for a damn card while he's out running the roads for the next few days, i don't wanna be his valentine.(i got Felicia's stuff last week.)

Damn it, honey. I hope you don't lose your arm. Two arms are needed for hugging.

<br /><br /><br /> oh hell. i guess we're just bitter old ball busters, huh? god bless all the daddies who continually show their asses in a public forum and then can't understand why a judge would think them unfit to have custody of their minor children. amen.

<br /><br /><br /> there's only a half tank in my car, but i'm not gonna be driving it til thursday, at the earliest. our trucks are all full, and we've got 150 gallons of diesel in the reserve tank at the shop. i hope like hell that gets us through the next two days. again, if anyone is caught out on Whitlock, Whoa Willie is prepared to run rescue on his 4wheeler. i'm at windy hill and atlanta rd should anyone need refuge. i can't offer towing, as we'll be running police calls only, but you can camp here at the house if need be.