NumberCruncher

Robin's eggs. Kinda like whoppers, but with a thin candy coating on the outside.

I went, and continue to go to, Mulligans. I'm loved, protected, looked after, listened to, supported, and loved there. (Well, 'here' technically, as I'm at the 'liars table' as I type)

I lied. We had shrimp stir fry that was kinda spicy. And 'apple pie' for dessert. I've got my 'shine' on!!!

running wrecks tonight. will probably end up at IHOP in the middle of the night. been busy as crap already this afternoon!!!

i wrap mine in saran wrap and toss them in the microwave. no pricking. no 'splosions either.

Some of those unqualified responses may be folks on unemployment who are required to apply for a certain amount of jobs per week

horrible accident this morning in Ocala involving Mr. David Allan Coe. link to the news report, here.

Agreed! Power has been out here since I got home at 7. Thank god for battery operated gadgets to keep me entertained!!!

how many police reports have you filed during the course of your marriage? if the threat of physical abuse from him is still imminent, please call the police. you can call from shepherd's rest. they will be more than willing to help you.

Working in it! I'm only smoking real cigarettes in times of extreme stress, after sex, or while drinking. 5% of the time, I get to use my ecig....

I did 9 loads of laundry today... Currently awaiting the arrival of the Smyrna boys, by way of Daytona, on the front porch at Mulligans. I get to play nursemaid for a broken left hand when they get home. (Boys will be boys) Much fun was had. Benefield enjoyed his first year at the Iron horse, while JB celebrated his 25th. Dinner will be whatever my road weary guys desire.

Someone say 'gang bang'?

Po-tay-to. Po-tah-to.

Oh. That kind of risk. Never mind.

That would totally suck for DGITW in the future. Trust.

Not today! My hair is a god awful shade of fire engine red, thanks to a coloring mishap last weekend. Hoping to fix it today. Then I will be back to the same egotistical, narcissistic, hot mess that you all know and love!

That's hawt!

And?

Good. I am tired of trying to avoid eye contact with bums and hookers every morning.

I'm gonna call my stuff 'appliances' too.

Great. Distracted drivers are suffering from a disease.

Its me. I admit it. I splurged on a bunch of new sex toys.

I was never a sports parent. Kudos to y'all for freezing/burning up to support your kids!!!

i'm breaking up with you.

And this is why I you.