Catch22 Posted June 25, 2007 Report Share Posted June 25, 2007 This may be an Accident, not sure! I caught the tail end of the conversation. Link to post Share on other sites
Catch22 Posted June 25, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 25, 2007 Person was combative, Officer was asking for an additional unit to help. Link to post Share on other sites
michelay1000 Posted June 25, 2007 Report Share Posted June 25, 2007 Maybe they liked it there? Link to post Share on other sites
MamaJess Posted June 25, 2007 Report Share Posted June 25, 2007 dammit why can't I ever find anyone laying in a ditch?! Link to post Share on other sites
boosmom13 Posted June 25, 2007 Report Share Posted June 25, 2007 dammit why can't I ever find anyone laying in a ditch?! that cracked me up! I just laughed so loud I think I woke up my husband. Link to post Share on other sites
Shannon Pell Posted June 25, 2007 Report Share Posted June 25, 2007 dammit why can't I ever find anyone laying in a ditch?! Link to post Share on other sites
wildcats819 Posted June 25, 2007 Report Share Posted June 25, 2007 dammit why can't I ever find anyone laying in a ditch?! My thoughts exactly, now that would be a keeper.... Link to post Share on other sites
wildcats819 Posted June 25, 2007 Report Share Posted June 25, 2007 OK Mistress Jess, I will make your dream come true. I'm going out & lay in a ditch northwest of Dallas. Come find me.... Link to post Share on other sites
Mama Carol Posted June 25, 2007 Report Share Posted June 25, 2007 My dad found someone laying in a ditch one time. Only problem was the guy was....well, ah, ....... how do I put this??? Deceased. My dad was under doctor's orders to walk a mile a day after having had a heart attack. This find did not help him recover. Trust me, you don't want to find someone in a ditch. dammit why can't I ever find anyone laying in a ditch?! Link to post Share on other sites
Jamie Weaver Posted June 25, 2007 Report Share Posted June 25, 2007 My dad found someone laying in a ditch one time. Only problem was the guy was....well, ah, ....... how do I put this??? Deceased. My dad was under doctor's orders to walk a mile a day after having had a heart attack. This find did not help him recover. Trust me, you don't want to find someone in a ditch. Probably another patient of that same doctor.... Jamie Link to post Share on other sites
RAKLed Posted June 25, 2007 Report Share Posted June 25, 2007 OK Mistress Jess, I will make your dream come true. I'm going out & lay in a ditch northwest of Dallas. Come find me.... Link to post Share on other sites
REV Posted June 25, 2007 Report Share Posted June 25, 2007 I found a little ole lady that had fell in a ditch and couldn't get out. I got her out and back into her home, and she tried to give me an antique doll from her collection. Link to post Share on other sites
kdriskell Posted June 25, 2007 Report Share Posted June 25, 2007 dammit why can't I ever find anyone laying in a ditch?! That Cracked me up !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am at work & laughing out loud, they probably think I'm looney........... Link to post Share on other sites
ladytasciovan Posted June 25, 2007 Report Share Posted June 25, 2007 dammit why can't I ever find anyone laying in a ditch?! OMG Well they are like four leaf clovers, if I find one i'll call ya Link to post Share on other sites
juleebella Posted June 25, 2007 Report Share Posted June 25, 2007 Lying in a ditch. (Sorry, Mother was an English major, and she drummed this one in my head.) Link to post Share on other sites
wildcats819 Posted June 25, 2007 Report Share Posted June 25, 2007 Starting to get very warm in this ditch. I hope she hurries up.... Note to self: Next time you go to lay in a ditch , TAKE WATER..... Link to post Share on other sites
juleebella Posted June 25, 2007 Report Share Posted June 25, 2007 Starting to get very warm in this ditch. I hope she hurries up.... Note to self: Next time you go to lay in a ditch , TAKE WATER..... Next time you go to lie in a ditch lay a bottle of water beside you. Link to post Share on other sites
michelay1000 Posted June 25, 2007 Report Share Posted June 25, 2007 I found a little ole lady that had fell in a ditch and couldn't get out. I got her out and back into her home, and she tried to give me an antique doll from her collection. i think I remember a post about that. Link to post Share on other sites
ScarletIndulgence Posted June 25, 2007 Report Share Posted June 25, 2007 My dad found someone laying in a ditch one time. Only problem was the guy was....well, ah, ....... how do I put this??? Deceased. My dad was under doctor's orders to walk a mile a day after having had a heart attack. This find did not help him recover. Trust me, you don't want to find someone in a ditch. funny story about that. A friend in her younger years was hiking in a popular spot near a mediacl school. They came across a body and thought it was fake and a hoax by some students. They took pics with it and so on, later that day they found out it was the real deal. Link to post Share on other sites
southernchickie Posted June 25, 2007 Report Share Posted June 25, 2007 (edited) Did he have a lawnmower in the ditch with him? I told my husband to mow the lawn or die! Maybe he did both. Edited June 25, 2007 by SouthernChickie Link to post Share on other sites
queenpeach Posted June 25, 2007 Report Share Posted June 25, 2007 Several years ago, right after my husband and I first got married, we woke up to strange noises outside our house at about 2:00 in the morning to find his ex-wife in the ditch of our yard. She claims to have been walking her cat - the stray that had been hanging around our house for about a month. My husband's father used to tell him that when it rained, all the trash would gather in the ditch. It wasn't raining, but there she was....maybe it was her walking her stupid cat again. Link to post Share on other sites
auntsuger Posted June 25, 2007 Report Share Posted June 25, 2007 dammit why can't I ever find anyone laying in a ditch?! I can SO hear you say this LOL Starting to get very warm in this ditch. I hope she hurries up.... Note to self: Next time you go to lay in a ditch , TAKE WATER..... LOL Link to post Share on other sites
wildcats819 Posted June 25, 2007 Report Share Posted June 25, 2007 Water, water.. Get away buzzard, shoo, shoo.. The Lord is my sheppard.... Link to post Share on other sites
auntsuger Posted June 25, 2007 Report Share Posted June 25, 2007 Water, water.. Get away buzzard, shoo, shoo.. The Lord is my sheppard.... LMAO - but at least you have internet connection ! Link to post Share on other sites
wildcats819 Posted June 25, 2007 Report Share Posted June 25, 2007 Note to self:trying to pick up(something just ran up my pants leg) a woman by lying in a ditch, not one of your greatest ideas.... self: but she is searching now, I know she is... Note to self: your not the sharpest stick in the pile.... self: I must be having a flash back. I'm talking to myself & anserwing... Link to post Share on other sites
RAKLed Posted June 25, 2007 Report Share Posted June 25, 2007 Note to self:trying to pick up(something just ran up my pants leg) a woman by lying in a ditch, not one of your greatest ideas.... self: but she is searching now, I know she is... Note to self: your not the sharpest stick in the pile.... self: I must be having a flash back. I'm talking to myself & anserwing... get out of the ditch weirdo - jess isn't coming. want me to come find you? Link to post Share on other sites
wildcats819 Posted June 25, 2007 Report Share Posted June 25, 2007 Wierdo, Wierdo, I resemble that remark... It's a pretty deep ditch, you may not be able to get out... Note to self: don't wear camo when lying in a ditch.. Self: but I thought that was what you wore when dear hunting... Note to self: your not the reddest apple on the tree... Link to post Share on other sites
ihaveadog Posted June 25, 2007 Report Share Posted June 25, 2007 I found a little ole lady that had fell in a ditch and couldn't get out. I got her out and back into her home, and she tried to give me an antique doll from her collection. I know, I'm going hell. Link to post Share on other sites
wildcats819 Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 THOUGHT's FROM THE DITCH Got some rest last night, rained a little so got some water that way.. Had visitors, 2 coyotes, 1 raccoon, 97 possums.. Still have faith in MJ & RAK they will find me... Someone dumped a computer desk on me . makes it easier to write.. Link to post Share on other sites
Gaileespaz Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 Ditchboy, It's a trap.. MJ & RAK will not .. I repeat..not enter the ditch. Abort mission. Link to post Share on other sites
jhprincess14 Posted June 28, 2007 Report Share Posted June 28, 2007 THOUGHT's FROM THE DITCH Got some rest last night, rained a little so got some water that way.. Had visitors, 2 coyotes, 1 raccoon, 97 possums.. Still have faith in MJ & RAK they will find me... Someone dumped a computer desk on me . makes it easier to write.. LMAO! Link to post Share on other sites
Thoughts from the Evil Galaxy Posted June 28, 2007 Report Share Posted June 28, 2007 A perfectly good body still laying in a ditch!!! I'm taking tomorrow off, I'm on my way!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Oscar Posted June 28, 2007 Report Share Posted June 28, 2007 Several years ago, right after my husband and I first got married, we woke up to strange noises outside our house at about 2:00 in the morning to find his ex-wife in the ditch of our yard. She claims to have been walking her cat - the stray that had been hanging around our house for about a month. My husband's father used to tell him that when it rained, all the trash would gather in the ditch. It wasn't raining, but there she was....maybe it was her walking her stupid cat again. Well, did ya at least throw her a penny? Link to post Share on other sites
wildcats819 Posted June 28, 2007 Report Share Posted June 28, 2007 THOUGHTs FROM THE DITCH Well it's been a slow , hot day & a half .. Yesterday two cyclist came by & the second one droped his water bottle. It was almost full & rolled into my ditch, was that flavored stuff but ditch dwellers can't be chosey... Did'nt see the coyotes but the possums came back & brought about 37 friends... Oh more good news. some peckerwood tossed a sofa into my ditch. Now I have a place to sit or sleep... Two rednecks came by about dawn & dumped 2 dogs, 16 kittens & a chicken.. Woke up last night thought I heard MJ & RAK calling me...was only 86 possums having at it... Looking forword to tomorrow.....Ditch Boy Link to post Share on other sites
Thoughts from the Evil Galaxy Posted June 28, 2007 Report Share Posted June 28, 2007 Tell me where you are at!!! I need to get to you before the wombats comeout tonight and chew your skull to peices. You know how hard it is to get a good skull these days??? Link to post Share on other sites
wildcats819 Posted June 28, 2007 Report Share Posted June 28, 2007 THOUGHTs FROM THE DITCH Sorry sir, at this time I feel that I must retain my skull. Since no one has felt the need to dump a hat rack into my ditch I must use it ( my skull) to hold my hat. But be assured that when/ if I find I no longer have a use for it ( my skull) you will be the first to know... Thanks for your interest.... Ditch Boy Link to post Share on other sites
RAKLed Posted June 28, 2007 Report Share Posted June 28, 2007 hey crazy (wildcats) get your butt out of the ditch! you should have come and joined us for margaritas tonight. you would have had fun. Link to post Share on other sites
auntsuger Posted June 28, 2007 Report Share Posted June 28, 2007 THOUGHTs FROM THE DITCH Well it's been a slow , hot day & a half .. Yesterday two cyclist came by & the second one droped his water bottle. It was almost full & rolled into my ditch, was that flavored stuff but ditch dwellers can't be chosey... Did'nt see the coyotes but the possums came back & brought about 37 friends... Oh more good news. some peckerwood tossed a sofa into my ditch. Now I have a place to sit or sleep... Two rednecks came by about dawn & dumped 2 dogs, 16 kittens & a chicken.. Woke up last night thought I heard MJ & RAK calling me...was only 86 possums having at it... Looking forword to tomorrow.....Ditch Boy OK that's it - YOu get the award for most the funniest comment of the Day!!! Link to post Share on other sites
RAKLed Posted June 28, 2007 Report Share Posted June 28, 2007 OK that's it - YOu get the award for most the funniest comment of the Day!!! he's crazy but funny Link to post Share on other sites
Bumplett Posted June 28, 2007 Report Share Posted June 28, 2007 I love a good treasure hunt Link to post Share on other sites
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