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At least the dog doesn't talk back to you.

We'll stand anxiously by while you search the Daily Kos and the democratic underground for your talking points. I'm pretty sure "somebody" can come up with a "scientific" reason for all this warming we have been having.

Please tell us that none of those daughters looked like you..... :rofl:

Yep. People with superior intelligence tend to be able to multi-task.

It snowed in CAIRO, EGYPT for the first time in 113 years. I'm telling ya, all this global warming stuff is getting serious. NOT.

I'm sure every little kid in the world is very happy that the Odumbo administration hasn't set up a website for kids to register with Santa with their Christmas wishes.

Pretty much my story. I met SWMBO on the Friday after Thanksgiving on a blind date. We were going to have dinner, and met at a restaurant mid-way between where we each lived. We had been seated at our table, and hadn't even ordered our meal yet. I remember (like it was yesterday), thinking to myself, "your're gonna marry this girl". I hadn't even finished my first martini, so it was not a chemically induced moment of weakness. After dinner, we decided to go have some dessert somewhere else. While there, a thunderstorm came and the power went out. We sat at a booth, looking ou

The mods would have been out of ammo had you or I said that.

Any you have a problem with that, why?

Eh...one fake next to another one. What's the big deal?

I agree that it is a bit off the wall. Other ads that have gotten very annoying are the entire series of Progressive Ins with that ghastly "Flo". The FoMoCo ad with the "sweet AND sour" or "nuts AND bolts" are just plain stupid. And the Geico ads with the "well, did you know" theme aren't funny or effective. That goofy little gecko with the Brit voice, on the other hand, is funny (at least to me). And I'm getting REALLY tired of "He went to Jared's" and "Every kiss begins with a K".

When you are dead you don't know you are dead. The only people who know you are dead are the people you were in contact with. The same thing applies if you are stupid.

Really???? Since 1994, under Mandela's "leadership". 68,000 whites have been brutally tortured and murdered by blacks in South Africa, in ways too gruesome to describe, including almost 4,000 Boers whose farms were confiscated by savage murderers, a combined area of over 25,000 square miles. Since Mandela took over, South Africa went from being the safest country on the continent to being the rape and murder capital of the world. The murder rate in Johannesburg alone is 5,000 people annually. If those 68,000 white deaths under Mandela's regime fit your idea of a relatively

Here's mine. Bah, Humbug!

Ahhhh....when you have no facts, it's de riguer to yell racist or bigot. Always a good way to try to get your intellectually and factually superior debate opponent off track. If any of you have any proof that Mandela isn't/wasn't a murdering terrorist, let's hear it. Even an elected one. He did what he did in the name of a "cause". Sorta like Saddam Hussein.

I have a pair of tickets to the SEC Championship game tomorrow afternoon. My classmate who now lives in NC who was going to use the tickets just called and said he couldn't come due to a serious family illness. Section 131, Row 19 right in the middle of the MIZZOU section. $250 for the pair, including tics to FanFare. MU fans only, no whiney Dawgs or AL fans.

I'd be very surprised if Paulding County has any connection with the State of Missouri. Hell, I grew up in Jefferson City, and I don't have any idea where the Division of Vital Statistics offices are now. When I was a kid, MO only had one State office building and another under construction. Now it's spread all over town and half the surrounding county. Apparently the Passport and a laminated "courtesy" copy of my BC was enough, because she said the DL would be mailed in 10 days.

Subject to a better offer from elsewhere, no doubt.

For some strange reason people are mourning the death of this evil man, and pretending that he's some sort of "honorable" celebrity. Make no mistake, had he had the resources, Nelson Mandela would have made Hitler look like a boy scout. He was one of the most evil men of the 20th century. For more reading see http://americanfreepress.net/?p=11873 Particularly interesting is the "necklacing " technique of putting a old tire over an opponent's neck, filling the cavity with gasoline, and watching the victim burn to death. Nelson and Winnie got quite a bit of joy from those p

There is a difference between a "principle" and a "principal".

I knew it wouldn't be long until the left wing apologists figured out their talking points....

Really, now? Since you don't find the whole thing offensive, how about restoring the bullet one of your mods gave me a while back for using this exact phrase in a post:: "please observe my single finger salute"? In the interest of fairness and equality and all that.

It's not just the nickle's worth of juice. The guy is obviously a liberal, as no conservative would be caught dead riding in an electric car, muchless own one. The real theft is the Imperial Federal Government's subsidy of those POS glorified golf carts, using tax credits and the like to force another bad idea down the throats of the American citizenry. Unfortunately, this moron "motorist" has already bred and passed the stupid gene along to his son.

/ I'm sure her hottie detector went off as soon as I walked in the door. She seemed all flustered and there was this hand written phone number on the back side of the license/receipt she gave me. /stradial told me to say that.

You smart ass.... :rofl: As you said earlier, wrong age and wrong ethnicity.