cookies are sweet

You gotta get out of Paulding once and a while. You can take 92 from I-400 in Alpharetta to Griffen.

We have an airport??

Don't get too excited, it's an "a", not an "A".

You ladies should be ashamed of yourselves!

Yeh, how did it go?? Inquiring minds want to know. (and me too)

Nah, they just like me for my money. I pay for complements. BTW, your check is in the mail.

I need to start a protest against women who don't find me desirable. That is discrimination and it is offensive to us ugly people.

I know, you are correct, but I still baffled as to how something that means exactly what something (or in this case someone) is, is offensive. I wasn't doubting that you. A dwarf is not the same as a midget. A midget is a "little person" who's has everything in proportion, while a dwarf is a little person who has some body parts at normal size, like their head. Definition of DWARF 1a : a person of unusually small stature; especially : one whose bodily proportions are abnormal

What to do if I am hurt and can't get up off the dirt, should I call Metro, Clark or Puckett or should I just lie here and say f*** it?

Heck, I lived in one "haunted" house and my grandfather is apparently haunting his old house next door to my mother. Not to mention my ex who is still haunting me no matter where I go.

Interesting that he couldn't wake up, then he took off like a bat out of a marriage with my ex wife.

This is a good example of where if they run, you should be able to shoot em. (like it was in the good old days)

I have never figured out how something that met the exact definition of the word, could be offensive. midg·et noun, often attributive \ˈmi-jət\ Definition of MIDGET 1: something (as an animal) much smaller than usual 2: a very small person; specifically : a person of unusually small size who is physically well-proportioned What I find offensive is when I order a small drink (or whatever) and the tell me they only sell medium and large. How can you have a medium size, without a small and a large also?

I'm still using Sears and Roebuck.

Now you're on the right track! And women! We need to stop them from voting also, even if they do own property. I like the way you think. We almost have this problem solved!

No thank you, I would rather not help put the rope around my own neck.

I ain't met a woman yet that couldn't out yell a man. We disagree on a lot, but your a nice lady. (hmmm, that describes my wife also)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! (gotta type loud so she can hear ya)

My mother calls it "Obumma Care". Not because she is trying to make a point or statement, that is just the way she naturally pronounces Obama, "Obumma". She also worries about another terrorist "bumming". Those who don't know her think she is making a statement about her feelings about the Health Care Plan. I love my mother, she is fun to talk to. (even when she isn't trying)

As long as my computer screen is over 18, it can go out. But if it lives under my roof, it has to be back in by midnight. My house, my rules.

Typos.

I don't know about the fox; but the cow says "moo", and the cat says "meow", and the duck says "quack", and the pig says "oink", and the dog says "woof', and the sheep says "baa" and the tweety bird says " I tawt I taw a putty tat!".

What? She looks purty and ain't I got eyes everyday?

LOL (and I do mean LOL)