cookies are sweet

When I say a woman shouldn't be fooling around left and right, the wife always asks, what about the men? I always tell her, they are just as bad, in most cases, worse. But...the man can't get pregnant and that is why the women need to choose better about who they fool around with. I have been guilty of one night stands, back when I was younger, but I never thought I was better than the woman I was with. Like you said, there were two of us there. And if there was a child conceived because of this, I would like to think I would have been a standup guy and did the right thing for the kid, wh

I forgot to wish him a happy birthday. Oh well, since he was napping 99.9% of the time, I will just say I did.

I wonder that unless the hubby "talks", if they will have enough evidence to charge the mother. I have to say, that especially given what appears to be the cause of death, this is one of the weirder cases I have heard of. I still am waiting for a clear motive. Even if that motive doesn't make sense to rational people.

I am counting on her and my mom to pull me through. Just curious, you want me to mention to my mother to put in a good word for you? She be tight with the big man (or woman, or whatever).

Back in the day, I knew women that if you wanted to hanky panky, you (the man) better bring your own contraceptives. Otherwise, it was a no go. They used their own, but they wanted to make dang sure they didn't get pregnant or anything else. And this was before you could get anything that could kill you. Or maybe that was just what they told me.....??

Also known as "the good old days". Just kidding! Just kidding!

Let's not go over board, the wife had already promised them help, I just didn't know we were paying for the hotel when I gave them my cash. After I found out we were paying for the hotel, I didn't have the cojones to ask for the money back. (no I wasn't scared of the homeless people, but I was scared of the wife)

The thing is, I would dare say that the ones posting on here (and the one that I am married to) are big on their own personal responsibility. In other words, they take care of not only themselves, but their family and to the extent they can, their extended family and friends. It is a weird deal.

And for all who liked my good liberal friend, mrnn's, story about the single lady with 4 kids. Here is your chance to put your money where your mouth is. Just a little while ago at the Walmart (in Hiram) shopping center, I saw a lady with 3 kids holding a sign that said: Homeless Have 3 children Need work or other assistance Now is your chance to do something yourself instead of wanting to pick other peoples pockets and use their money to do it with. And for those who are going to ask what did I do. I did nothing. Why? Because last weekend I took a homeless man and his wif

Perhaps, maybe, this is just a passing thought, but perhaps she should stop having sex because she cannot afford the possible consequences that come from having sex. Just a thought. Just like you shouldn't gamble with money you can't afford to lose. Or should my company be responsible for subsidizing my gambling? If so, I have a lot of gambling I need to be doing.

I was wondering where you had been.

I had to give some blood for my vampiric doctors today and stopped by to see Thad and Melissa. Thad is doing ok, he opened his eyes, saw it was me and closed them immediately. (which shows all his senses are operating properly) Just as I left, the nurse came in to take the breathing tube out. (at least that is what I understood her to say) If that is the case, that will be good because he doesn't like the breathing tube. (but then who does?)

Mrnn, you are still my second or third favorite liberal.

Here is a thought, I know it is a radical thought, but perhaps Mary Jo Smith, with 4 kids and no husband and not much income......should keep her legs closed and not be screwing around. Ohhhhh.....wait......that would require personal responsibility, my mistake. Haaa. Great minds. (or warped minds, I guess it depends on where you sit)

They recommend burning Hobby Lobby to the ground. How can that be, aren't they supposed to be peaceful, love everybody, we're all in this together, liberals?

I do not go to the "gentlemen's clubs". I am not sure if they are demeaning to women, to be treated as a sex object, but I feel they are demeaning to men, to be treated as a monetary object. But I was wondering why they are so popular, so after a great deal of thought, I made a Top 5 list of reasons why men go to nudie bars. 5. Booze 4. Young girls 3. Naked young girls 2. Naked young girls that only take a dollar from you and the number one reason 1. Naked young girls that only take a dollar from you and don't talk to you

I guess that answers two questions! What about fortune tellers? Tarot card readers, palm readers, whatever?

They said we were doing the "new math" back in the 60's. New math, old math, it's all greek to me.

I'm confused as to why people are shocked and surprised. Hasn't anyone been through an ugly divorce before? I thought riding on the hood and/or trunk of a car being driven by a crazed ex or soon to be ex, was just standard procedure.

A quote from that insult dog (hand puppet), I think his name is Triumph. As soon as the teams are done jogging and warming up, they are going to start the game. Oh, wait. I've just been informed that this is the game and I've actually been watching soccer for the past two hours.

I had the other Lisa, LA as she is known. It hurt so good.

I made the list on quite a few of those, but I wasn't raised that way. I had to learn it all on my own. Finally I learned that my parents were right all along. What can I say, some of us do need a brick to the head to get our attention.

Good movie, I wish they would show this one instead of the remake.

You guys didn't say that Lisa doesn't work weekends. I will let you know who I got and how she was. No, I have had a man give me a massage and I was ok with it, but I prefer a lady.

I never cared for an "alter call" at a funeral.